IS THIS AN IPHONE LAUNCH OR A HOBO CONVENTION LOLOLOL. Seriously waiting in line for a fucking phone. People are failing to detonate car bombs in London and everyone here is all hyped up about an idiot phone.

Thats what the song on office space said, and surely a few nights ago I felt it when our team was getting absolutely base raped, I haven’t seen that many soliders hammering away since Paris Hilton got out of jail, I mean jesus, just these huge burly men were completely raping everyone on the team.

Sadly after consulting some SC players, it turns out we probably didn’t construct additional pylons, I went and got checked up after this base raping and it turns out I have aids.

Thanks you fucking MEC whores, you can all rot in fucking hell for that shit, I hope someone chops it off and beats you with it til you die. Or that you get tk’ed by some faggot newbs.

English law just decided the term ‘prostitute’ will no longer be used when describing that particular line of work.  Instead when you go to see a hooker, the correct term is ‘person’.  I briefly gazed over the article and to sum it up: prostitution = good, name = bad.  Apparently now you have to suck 9 cocks in a week versus 3 cocks to qualify for jail time.

Fuck I had no idea I’d have this much material on two wheeled stupidity.

Honestly at this point I’d go into some mega rant about something, but I think this has defeated me.

Watch the vid.

Ok so I lied, jesus this has to be a fucking joke, there’s no fucking way on this earth some guys got together to talk about how bitchin their mopeds are… it just can’t be. The fact that this is like modern shit / rap meets DMX / Ruff Ryders is awful, on top of that the fucking lead “rapper” in the red is wearing a fucking Misfits shirt?

Seriously, all of you in that video, go study japanese culture and then commit mass ritual suicide for this.

You suckas better recognize the skillz, thanks to this video I can out-drift ricers on my Huffy, yeah thats right 15 gears bitches. I’ma bling up that shit later with some spinners too, maybe a neon tube or CCFL hanging from the bottom of the frame, maybe lower the bars a little, you know to keep it tasteful.

You see, there’s a problem here. Why the fuck would you insist on doing this? There’s nothing to accomplish, in fact someone with more skill is going to beat you if it somehow was a race on bicycles, using a better line and not risking the dumbass factor of “oh well if I fuck this up I’m going over the fucking bars, and I’ll effectively prove I’m not Vin Diesel I just play D&D and do stupid shit thinking it’s awesome”

Sadly this faggot er fad has expanded, I see this shit on campus with people trying to one up each other. Jesus, first pogs, then pokemon now this shit? fuck all if the world isn’t ending. This is the first sign of it.

For the sake of calling it though, I call dibs on creation of a movie depicting extreme street technique in an urban city setting, possibly in europe, the US or japan even.  Maybe some drug cartel shitty sub-plot, or smuggling or stolen goods as well. If any one of you motherfuckers steals this idea, I’ma sue for rights to it all.

FIRST UP SOME FAT GUY DROOLING ON HIMSELF IS CAMPING FOR THE NEXT IDIOT GADGET WITH CLEVER NAMING. THE IPHONE LOLOL BECAUSE PUTTING I IN FRONT OF PHONE IS CATCHY AND WILL SELL BILLIONS. INFACT IVE DECIDED TO SELL THE SEXPHONE WHICH YOU CAN SHOVE UP YOUR ASS AND SET TO VIBRATE AND WELL ITLL SELL BILLIONS AND THIS SITE WILL REMAIN UN-UPDATED FOR THE NEXT SIX DECADES AS I FUCK MODELS AND DO COKE OFF SAID MODELS WITH MY SEXPHONE PROFIT. SERIOUSLY THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A GOOBER AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO OWN SOMETHING HE’S GOING TO THE FIRST TO CARRY AROUND?

BTW MADE LIKE 20K OFF OF AAPL STOCK LOLOL THX IPHONE YOU FAG.

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/video/exclusive-interview-with-the-first-two-iphone-campers-in-ny-272140.php

MOVING RIGHT ALONG IN THE WORLD OF NEWS UH SPORTS OK LETS GO TO SPORTS

CHINESE PITUATARY EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG YAO MING IS MARRYING HIS HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART. HES LIKE HERO TO CHINA AND WORTH LIKE 7000000 CANS OF PEPSI AND THE BEST HE CAN DO IS THIS:

(SOMEONE EDIT IN PICTURE TO SHOW UP PLZ THIS SHIT IS HARD BRAH)

YA IM SURE SHES REALLY GOOD IN BED. OH YEA IMAGE FROM GETTY SOMETHIGN OR OTHER PLEASE DONT SUE BECAUSE I LINKED YOUR PRECIOUS GOD DAMN PICTURE OF THE HORRIBLE YETI.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=afp-basketnbachnyaomarriage2&prov=afp&type=lgns

LAST UP IN THE NEWS WELL FUCK IT IM TIRED OF THE FUCKING NEWS. OH OH NO WAIT THEY RESET THE DIABLO 2 LADDER. SOME KOREANS OR MABYE NOT KOREANS STAYED UP 10 HOURS TO KILL HELL OR SOMETHING. WHICH IS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT OR SOMETHING I DON’T KNOW I KILLED DIABLO ONCE AND NEVER TURNED BACK. THE POINT IS THERES ALSO A BUNCH OF IDIOT NO LIFE FAGGOTS READY TO SIT THROUGH 40 HOURS OF CONTENT IN A DAY TO WHAT? HUH YOU BEAT SOME IDIOT MONSTER NOW WHAT HUH? DO YOU WANT CONGRATULATIONS YOU FAT MISERABLE GREASY PIECES OF SHIT? WHY WOULD YOU BOTHER THE GAMES LIKE 50 YEARS OLD. I BET THEY ALL PATTED THEMSELVES ON THE BACK AND THEN CURLED BACK UP INTO THEIR SEMEN SPLATTERED CAVES WHILE ASKING MOM TO THROW THEM A DEAD PIG TO MUNCH ON. FUCKING TOOLS. I BET STARCRAFT 2 SHIPS WITH AIDS.

OK OK ONE FINAL NEWS STORY LOLOL AND WHY AUSTRALIANS ARE THE WORST PEOPLE EVER

THIS ONE YOU HAVE TO CLICK AND READ YOU LAZY FUCKS

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/let-me-see-her-breasts-asked-wood/2007/06/26/1182623909282.html?page=fullpage#contentSwap1

I came across this article last week that had me laughing, at first. That laughter soon turned to screaming rage the more i reflected on it. Some website, Gamasutra, did an interview with some idiot (Rob Pardo) from Blizzards dev team over the Father’s Day weekend. Its cute, its heart-warming, its a perfect fucking example of why WOW is the most obnoxious candy land faggot MMO out there, and exactly why I cannot stand mmo gaming. Heres a snippet from the article:

“Playing games with my daughter is great because it really allows me to see what is fundamentally fun about game mechanics. For example, when she was only 5 years old, she would just jump off buildings over and over and collect lots of different outfits for her character. I generally have more of an “achiever” mentality when I play games, and playing with my daughter really helps give me a more rounded perspective towards games”

Yes you read that right, his five year old daughter gives him insight as to how WoW can be better catered towards gamers… 5 year old gamers. With pink slippers and huggy pull-ups. Gay.

Hello all this just a quick update on the status of the site.   Im really liking the functionality of Wordpress.  It reminds me a lot of old school newspro, easy, painless, and it has the words “news” in it.  Considering the technology of embedded videos, and the success of youtube and its millions of clones, its nice to know we too can jump on the streaming video bandwagon.  Expect a lot of random videos, mindless sex and violence, and of course the Pudnation tradition of randomly spewed ranting and anger directed at said mindless content.  

I have been working on the new UO flash movie and can safely say it will be out before the end of the month. 

-Pudrick

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”
– Jack Nicholson

Now take this red hot pitchfork up the ass.

Apparently it’s been running around that the whole “if you want to play a new title, you’re going to need DX10 and Vista” fight by Microsoft has been temporarily put to a halt, I say temporarily because well it’s MS, they’ll just shove some patch through the auth system to fuck you over and upgrade the cracked exe.

Word is Razor-1911 has not only redeemed themselves from a bad pack for Halo 2 but they’ve also managed to crack and port in the ability for gamers to play Halo 2 and Shadowrun on Windows XP. Yes thats right, on XP. Which is good news, except for the fact that Halo 2 sucks my balls. Hopefully when Crysis arrives they can crack the DX10 version in case they try to delay the 9.0c release.

Anyway thats about it, not much for videos in this one, just a chance to give a healthy fuck you to MS, because well, they deserve it and Vista is a piece of shit.

Fire situational techniques and actions that very well might save your life! Remember kids it’s all about working to ensure the most safety that you can possibly get. Watch closely to make sure that you pick up all the queues here.

And there you have it, proof that natural selection does indeed work.

Gotta love a good photoshop day, while the intention of their page wasn’t so, I think this is what they secretly meant.

The fact of the matter is that this photoshop whore doesn’t want to see these women fat, he just knows that deep down inside he hates all of them, and he probably wants to have some kind of fetish with them as well because there’s way too much damn time invested in these ’shopped pics.

Anyway I found it hilarious that one of his beloved whores ended up looking like jaba the hut. I mean jesus it looks like she not only ate out an entire Pizza Hut franchise but she also managed to physically metamorph into her prey. Now thats a fucking talent, sadly if that was the case it would prove that these women aren’t actually cunts they just eat enough food to feed a 3rd world country.

See more of these hippos in the link below.

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Nothing like some good old fashioned adult entertainment, you know, bitches showing it off, shaking it, gyrating, fucking doing some just foul things in order to get you jumping. Well today we get to see that even stupid ass fuckers like this are around for my amusement. Yes, I am this egotistical, and yes she is a stupid ass fucker.

Yeah, all the more reason to stay in school and learn that all important lesson of “if you disrespect gravity, you’re going to get your ass served to you motherfucker.”

Yeah, some people are going to be like, yeah whatever, bitch be slinging paint like he’s some faggot pollock ripoff. I would say that might be true but if you watch through, it’s pretty fucking cool.

Give it a whirl, I thought it was badass given how much mental prep that takes to get it out.

Don’t lie, we all know it happens, those times when something so lethal comes out that even we’re like. “Jesus, something died and just burst out of my ass”

Be it from bad food, good food or just random behavior in general, we get those moments and it’s never pretty. Apparently though, some Japanese have decided to go ahead and put together a study of how to escape the deadly gases we launch. Aint that some shit? I think I’m in the wrong industry if there’s a whole field of study dedicated to escaping a fucking fart. Jesus who did the programming for that one? I got one, how to escape an indian burn!

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