Don’t lie, we all know it happens, those times when something so lethal comes out that even we’re like. “Jesus, something died and just burst out of my ass”

Be it from bad food, good food or just random behavior in general, we get those moments and it’s never pretty. Apparently though, some Japanese have decided to go ahead and put together a study of how to escape the deadly gases we launch. Aint that some shit? I think I’m in the wrong industry if there’s a whole field of study dedicated to escaping a fucking fart. Jesus who did the programming for that one? I got one, how to escape an indian burn!

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