You suckas better recognize the skillz, thanks to this video I can out-drift ricers on my Huffy, yeah thats right 15 gears bitches. I’ma bling up that shit later with some spinners too, maybe a neon tube or CCFL hanging from the bottom of the frame, maybe lower the bars a little, you know to keep it tasteful.

You see, there’s a problem here. Why the fuck would you insist on doing this? There’s nothing to accomplish, in fact someone with more skill is going to beat you if it somehow was a race on bicycles, using a better line and not risking the dumbass factor of “oh well if I fuck this up I’m going over the fucking bars, and I’ll effectively prove I’m not Vin Diesel I just play D&D and do stupid shit thinking it’s awesome”

Sadly this faggot er fad has expanded, I see this shit on campus with people trying to one up each other. Jesus, first pogs, then pokemon now this shit? fuck all if the world isn’t ending. This is the first sign of it.

For the sake of calling it though, I call dibs on creation of a movie depicting extreme street technique in an urban city setting, possibly in europe, the US or japan even.  Maybe some drug cartel shitty sub-plot, or smuggling or stolen goods as well. If any one of you motherfuckers steals this idea, I’ma sue for rights to it all.

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