This picture cannot be real.  I mean there is just no way a gay black guy and a nameless slut have better asses than Britney Spears.  Seven years ago, every redblooded male in America would have killed their own mother to have a stab at Britney.  I would rather have sex with that gay black guy than Britney Spears.  What a stupid bitch.

Nigger comedy at it’s best, I just had to post it.

On the flipside, lifes looking a little better. Besides the constant harassment from the government and pointless tickets to pay off I gotta admin life is getting better. I finally finished school and received my $3,000 piece of lame paper I could of printed out better myself, it looks like a god damn cert from first grade when I passed the spelling B or learned math. How fucking retarded is that, but I shouldn’t hate on it too much making $20/hr to my dome now. All I do is sit on my fat ass and listen to complaining idiotic customers that can’t find the start menu from the desktop. Jesus fucking christ faggots it’s 2007 open your god damn eyes. Computers are not rocket science and if you can’t figure out how to save a file to your desktop that you download off the internet, then maybe you need to go play on the freeway.

Anyway, new updates being posted everyday and a movie still comming your way soon to be released. All you pig fuckers will love it, so keep pudnation on lock. The rest of the internet sucks along with you all.

I’m gone.

-Poptart

Whatever this guy is just fucking lazy… attaching 3 guitars together is stupid if you don’t have 6 arms.

Okay, maybe he has some talent…. Still looks like a deuchebag holding that abortion guitar.

no really, it’s up this bitches ass.

Power Up Your Ass Flash Game!

Just click start and move your mouse around, left click fires, if you hold it then it charges up the fire and sends him flying up their ass.

Blame the gays…

I mean we all knew something was wrong with John Travolta, we just did. It was one of those things where you’re like “dude, this can’t be all there is”. Of course though we were all right to believe this.

I’ll go ahead and give everyone a moment to go ahead and puke, find jesus, get a gun, shoot themselves, slash their eyes, burn their skin or whatever else it takes to get this horrid mess out of their minds.

Honestly, why the fuck would someone go, dude that looks awesome, lets crossdress, but not stop there, lets instead crossdress like a fatty, oh wait one more one more. Lets crossdress like a hideous looking I ate your family and their friends giant tubby bitch and on top of that lets get an extra scoop of gay and show some upper leg, because thats what I wanted to wake up to, I wanted to wake up and go, oh shit mm yeah some hot ass leg action from John Travolta.

On top of this there is apparently also an all-star cast behind this movie, even fucking Christopher Walken is in this, while I get that aspect I surely hope he’s not doing the same, I think I’d have to take a 12 gauge and blow the back of my fucking head off if I had to see shaved leg, girly Walken prancing around like a fucking ultra dandy. I mean the man has played some of the most vile roles ever and if he jumps that barrier, there’s nothing left.

This establishes it though folks, there is no god, and if there is, he’s been laid off in favor of a giant ass homo.

Damn your tv, your movies, your fashion, your fucking music, your style, your colors and your apparent control over what used to be good and awesome in this country. Fuck you I hope you all fucking die with C4 dildos wedged in your asses for this horrific excuse for film.

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Now I’m not one to say that we at pudnation or our viewers are the kind of people who need this information but maybe they do, or maybe their mother does after I bang her all night and leave her ass cuffed to your bed post. Yeah I said it.

My friend sent me this one, I can’t believe the amount of power in the message. It almost makes me feel like getting drunk after every key moment in life. I found my keys!!! *glug glug glug*

Sweet wonderful heavens thank you for this commercial.

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no fucking idea what the hell this is.

I think I’m going to shoot myself in the face.

Enjoy it.