The internet can suck balls these days, it’s true, it was a huge explosive release of potential in the universe that brought about a lot of cool things. Unfortunately these days everything is done to death, so is scamming. As a result these days we look at our email boxes and find that fucktard morons have decided to produce greeting card spam that executes trojans. Yeah I know this is nothing new, it’s been going on a few weeks but my god are these idiots that stupid?

I mean even if someone cared about what I posted here it wouldn’t go down like that.

1. no one knows who the shit I am and I wouldn’t give any of you bastards my email.

2. even if someone did like what I wrote, they wouldn’t send me 1590581902581 fucking e-cards saying it.

3. if they had any shred of a clue about my reactions to things like that by my posts, they’d know I wouldn’t open an e-card anyway. it’s the equivalent of going “duh i like j00…” and me not opening it is the equivalent of… well me not opening it, if anything it would be “fuck you go bang your sister”

So yeah, if you get flooded with e-cards from various sites and fucking retarded messages with pdf attachments, just go ahead and ignore them or delete them. Honestly unless you’re like a 48yr old soccer mom that has 20 cats and a bunch of antique dishes on your desk, you’d probably be smart enough not to do that anyway.

Thank you very much.  Your mom is still a whore.

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