Archive for October, 2007



I’ve been playing Everquest 2 for the last 2 months or so, and I just can’t decide if i like or hate the game. There are so many things that Everquest 2 does right yet somehow it seems to fall short on delivering a true satisfactory feeling. The good - Endless content. I don’t think it would be possible for anyone to complete every quest, search every corner, and kill every boss in Everquest. There is simply too much. Jack and I have been playing for 2 months and have yet to break level 40. This isn’t a bad thing. Unlike World of Warcraft and similar MMO’s, the goal in Everquest is not to reach max level and start pvping. There is plenty of PVP at every level or tier. And what makes PVP rewarding is that players drop money. There is also PVP reward armor and titles, but for me, having a player drop their money/loot brings back a certain satisfaction that until now, only Ultima Online had delivered. Now the actual PVP itself is a hit or miss situation. Id say PVP win success is determined based on the following checks - Numbers(in a group), Level, Gear, Achievement Awards, and then skill. So how the fuck is that fun? Well I dont know, but it is. I guess it isn’t so bad due to the fact that equipment is relatively easy to aquire, most can be crafted or purchased either by auction house or pvp reward. What are Achievement Awards you ask? Basically AA is another set of skills to acquire. If you are familiar with World of Warcraft, think of AA as a talent tree. However you do not automatically gain AA just by leveling. It is something separate from a characters level which must be independently leveled through questing/killing boss monsters(Named NPC’s, and various other sources. All in all there is a lot of work that must be done on ones character to make them viable in a PVP situation. However this is completely negated when out numbered in a group.


Like I said PVP is hit or miss in EQ2.


Heres how I would improve it. When I first start a character in a new MMO Game, I choose a class based on its brief introduction. I then compare that class potential to what I enjoyed in Ultima Online. Those are my roots, that is what i like. I want to have a versatile character, capable of melee damage, spell damage, the ability to heal and teleport (recall). All in all I want a character that can survive on his own as well as help out in group situations. Classes in Everquest2, like every other MMORPG on the market, offer usually 50-75% of this potential. Normally you have a priest, a druid, a mage, a fighter, a scout(rogue) and so on. What has happened over the years, is that classes have been nerfed and buffed, and tweaked, and fine tuned, all from player input, and general game progression. This has created classes which are all very balanced and crafted to work best in a group situation. No class has been left in the dark as the abortion child with 1 eye and 11 toes. However, usually every class just completely sucks at one thing. For instance Mages can use melee attacks, but why? Its completely fucking irrelevant. Mages are only given a weapon slot so that the player has one more item he must acquire in order to continue his endless pursuit of +x to Intelligence. Priests are given just insane staying power. Sheild + Ward + Heal + Dot Heal + yadda yadda. But priests just suck when it comes to offense. Then you have teleporting. For some reason, mages and druids always get the teleport spell, but every other class has to hoof it around. This is fucking bullshit. In everquest the Scout and the Mage have the ability to “Evac” Essentially it is an instant cast spell which teleports the Scout/Mage + his entire party to safety. This can be done outside of combat, for instance if a gank party attacks you, you may evac if you haven’t engaged combat. You cannot however attack someone, realize you suck ass, and try to evac to safety. It follows pretty much UO:R recall rules. This is a fucking great ability…. But only the Scout and the Mage class have that ability. This is a huge advantage in PVP, and only 10% of the classes have it. Now for those of you thinking this is what gives a game balance, I say fuck you. It isn’t balance its just annoying.


How do you keep a class based game interesting? Keep the classes. Just let the player decide what skills he wants. Simple. You can call it Scout, Warrior, Mage, Jerkasspigfucker for all I care just let me decide what abilities I bring to the battlefield. Example: Pudrick the Mage - Level 1. Maybe I have 3 abilities, Fireball, Firesheild, Attack. At level 2 I am presented with the option of deciding what new ability I want. Every ability in the game would be available, in talent tree form. So one path to travel down, lets say healing, would have its best spells at the bottom of the tier) This prevents players from having ever super spell in the game thereby maintaining balance. So now from the list of 50+ spells, lets say I choose heal. Now I have Heal, Fireball, Firesheild, and Attack You can even have a skill level for every ability. The more you use it the better you get. (Capped to level or whatever). Basically by level whatever, well say 50 the character path I have taken allows my Mage, to equally heal himself, cast offensive spells, evac(recall) track players, etc. Pretty much take all the abilties that have been created over the last 9 years in MMO’s, and let the player decide what he wants. Maybe you want to be a tank, but you also like tracking, pickpocketing, and hiding. Great. Let the player create off the wall what the fuck classes. But keep it challenging. I should be able to Heal and Tank and Stealth around. It doesn’t mean I can solo a dungeon, it doesn’t mean I can take down 5 players at once. (My level of skill decides that) Balance the obvious elements just let the player pick what he wants to do in the game without re-rolling 5 characters and /following around on a 5 box machine like some stupid ass jap farmer.

Rat Rat


In News
25Oct 07

If you live in the southern California you are well aware that it is indeed burning down. There have been something like 900 fires this past week and authorities are investigating possible arson cases. The funny part about that is, I think there have been 3 or so fatalities, but only two of those were fire related. One of those fatalities was indeed an arson suspect who was shot and killed after a pursuit by police. What a shitty ass state of emergency, no one is really dying, shit is just burning down. The one guy who did die was killed by police. Who cares. I try not to watch TV, but had i happened to walk by a TV this past week there was no doubt a fire on it. Who the fuck watches this shit 24/7. I mean do we honestly need up to date commentary from 50 different anchorpersons all repeating “Mixed with strong winds, a fire is bad and will possibly spread if not contained, i believe what we are watching are, yes, fireman attempting to contain this fire from spreading”

I did get to see a fire start right in front of my eyes yesterday on my lunch break. I was sitting there at jack n the box, eating my ciabatta burger, wishing there were more food alternatives than what i was currently regretting eating, when all of a sudden the mountain in front of me caught on fire. No lightning, no meteor, no me flicking a cigarette out my window, just poof, instant fire. It continued to burn through-out my lunch covering nearly the entire mountain side before i had finished my poorly made burger. (Fuck you Lake Elsinore Jack in the Box, show some fucking pride of work for gods sake) Anyhow I began to wonder what if this fire was started by an arsonist? Would he come seek refuge at Jack in the Box. I then began to size everyone up in the place and tried to single out any possible arson suspects. Everyone looked pretty average. Then it hit me, what if I looked like an arson suspect, and wondered if anyone else was sizing me up. Suddenly I decided my timing was too perfect, and began wondering if I had a good alibi. Moments later I fled the scene, fuck you coppers never catch me alive.


In News
10Oct 07

Everquest 2 is hilarious, more on this later…


These always crack me up

Posted by Pudrick
In News
3Oct 07

Anytime I run across these “How to decipher the internet” guides I always get a good laugh. Primarily because they exist only to instill fear into parents that every person on the internet is a pedophile waiting to Chris Hansen your 13 year old. I also think its funny that there are people out there who actually benefit from these guides. What is left to decipher from “OMGBBQWTF” that isn’t abundantly clear after just glancing over it for a few seconds. Even idiot cell phone ad’s portray that mothers know how to identify the acronym O M G. I mean instead of educating parents on how to read text message/IM slang, their needs to be more Yahoo guides encouraging parents to stop dressing their children up like little Britney Spears whores. If children were kept in line and just taught a little self respect, I doubt they would go wandering into chat rooms inquiring for cyber sex prior to losing their virginity in some abandoned warehouse to Here4thegrls43@hotmail.com.


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Funny examples (Incase your too fucking lazy to click the link, or IYTFLTCTL)


-Pwn: to triumph, not actually an acronym, but rather a misspelling of own — (TO TRIUMPH)!!!!


-WTF: what the ****, alternatively Where’s The Food — (Haha Wheres the Food? what aol chatroom was i not in to miss this one.)


-YMMV: your mileage may vary — (Apparently rapists do a lot of their prowling in the Volkswagen forums)


-BBFD: big bad forum discussion — (????)


-HDOP: help delete online predators — (Are they suggesting an online predator uses an acronym which identifies himself as an online predator to his prey, to keep it a secret between him and his prey; how stupid are children these days anyhow)


1/5 Scale MIG-29

Posted by Pudrick
In Videos
1Oct 07

All I wanna know is does it come equipped with 1/5 scale .50 cal guns and a few 1/5 scale warheads for blowing the shit out of annoying neighbors/pets. Long video, fast forward to about 3:15 for the good parts.




1/5 Scaled Mig 29 - First Flight - video powered by Metacafe


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