If you live in the southern California you are well aware that it is indeed burning down. There have been something like 900 fires this past week and authorities are investigating possible arson cases. The funny part about that is, I think there have been 3 or so fatalities, but only two of those were fire related. One of those fatalities was indeed an arson suspect who was shot and killed after a pursuit by police. What a shitty ass state of emergency, no one is really dying, shit is just burning down. The one guy who did die was killed by police. Who cares. I try not to watch TV, but had i happened to walk by a TV this past week there was no doubt a fire on it. Who the fuck watches this shit 24/7. I mean do we honestly need up to date commentary from 50 different anchorpersons all repeating “Mixed with strong winds, a fire is bad and will possibly spread if not contained, i believe what we are watching are, yes, fireman attempting to contain this fire from spreading”

I did get to see a fire start right in front of my eyes yesterday on my lunch break. I was sitting there at jack n the box, eating my ciabatta burger, wishing there were more food alternatives than what i was currently regretting eating, when all of a sudden the mountain in front of me caught on fire. No lightning, no meteor, no me flicking a cigarette out my window, just poof, instant fire. It continued to burn through-out my lunch covering nearly the entire mountain side before i had finished my poorly made burger. (Fuck you Lake Elsinore Jack in the Box, show some fucking pride of work for gods sake) Anyhow I began to wonder what if this fire was started by an arsonist? Would he come seek refuge at Jack in the Box. I then began to size everyone up in the place and tried to single out any possible arson suspects. Everyone looked pretty average. Then it hit me, what if I looked like an arson suspect, and wondered if anyone else was sizing me up. Suddenly I decided my timing was too perfect, and began wondering if I had a good alibi. Moments later I fled the scene, fuck you coppers never catch me alive.

1. Ben, October 26, 2007:

   Go DIAF Pud

2. Ura, October 26, 2007:

   You and your super mind powers. stop owning the world IRL man, just keep it to TF2

3. Pudrick, October 26, 2007:

   Just because you live on the east coast Ben doesn’t mean you are safe from this insatiable beast known as fire. IT WILL CONSUME US ALL.

4. Pudrick, October 26, 2007:

   Kaka i could hear the Scout screaming fiRE FIYAAHH FIYAAAHH.

5. Ben, October 27, 2007:

   Burn Bitch Burn!

6. Versastyle, October 30, 2007:

   Hahahaha … E-bizzle!

7. Pudrick, October 30, 2007:

   D Kizzle for shizzle

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