Well it’s been quite awhile since I have made my presence known here in the nation under PUD. I decided to show face and make all you queerbaits happy that your worst fear is still here making your life a living hell just for shits and giggles. I do apologize for the long long long break but fear not, Lord Poptart will demolish you and your families once again.


I really don’t know what happened with the upcoming new release of Life of a PK: 2 because pud is too busy ejaculating his kids into a sock. But I know he’s about finish with the god damn film and it will be released shortly, I promise. If not I will murder him and record in via webcam for all you faggot fucks to masturbate to. UO really hasn’t been first priority lately like it was in the past but I’m trying to log and steal your lewt as frequent as possible.


I must disperse but until next time, here’s a new update for all you myspace shitdicks. Make sure to check those friend requests! Party at Michael’s house, BYOB - Bring your own boy.

The other day a buddy sent me a 10 day trial pass to reactivate my World of Warcraft account. There have been a lot of changes to the game recently so I thought I would check it all out.





… I was amazed to see a 400 person line upon hitting the login server. I mean, a line…. for WOW…. I know, I know its a popular game but seriously, a line? Isn’t this the company that just announced some 9 million active subscribers? You would think there would be some sort of technology out there that could be embraced by such a lucrative company to, i don’t know, get rid of a fucking wait line on your servers. Fuck you Blizzard.

I read a lot of shit everyday, sometimes it comes through a forum, a website, a fucking blog, a news site, google, IM, all kinds of shit.

Today I get this gem.

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To sum it up, Prince is suing the internet as a whole. Luckily I dont have a symbol for faggot on here or I’d substitute the rest of my post with that instead of his name. The history here is that prince sues pirates, mothers, children and now sites poking fun at his likeness. Maybe he should sue dave chapelle for talking about him making pancakes for charlie murphy as well. I think any respect I had for that skit died when I read this shit.

On top of that they hired web sheriff to banter away at sites with DMCA notices on sites as if the webmaster can just go knock on the door of imageshack and be like “hey, take the shit down because I said so. No, I dont own the company, no you dont have to listen to me at all, oh ok I’ll kindly shut the fuck up now” GG web sheriff, your comprehension of the internet is amazing. Maybe I can call up your isp to have you kindly shut the fuck up.

It’s almost tempting to have a giant free for all of prince sucking cock pictures on pudnation, maybe a nice golden shower for him.

Prince should realize one thing, just because you were the shit 20 years ago does not mean that you’ll defy the ages and hold a reputation as the shit 20 years later. Little Red Corvette was the shit when I was rolling a DeLorean, it’s not fucking cool in 2007 / damn near 2008, take a hint from the rest of the artists, retire and stop embarassing yourself, consider yourself lucky that some kid would even want to listen to your shit these days. The same girl that was clubbing to you in 1987 is now at least 38 and more likely in her mid 40’s. I sure as hell dont find that sexy, I doubt most people do and yet you think they’d be so inclined to go take their chubby cup-cake heaving ass out of their recliner coated in bacon grease to go get your new album? I can only say this. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON PRINCE.

Anyway, enough gracing that faggot and his lapdog fucktard company with any more recognition.

Fuck off prince. Web Sheriff, go sodomize your pets.

Sometimes you need to revive old classics. That or I played way too much COD4 yesterday.

Oh and…
Slavery! FUCK YEAH!

There is a woman who orgasms 200 times a day. Riding a train, drying her hair, visiting pudnation.com, all send this woman into uncontrollable states of arrousal.  Apparently there is some “disease” called PSAS or Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome.  It is believed to be brought on by some psychological whatever.  The point is she has endless orgasms and is actually tired of it. 


Guys, things be a whole lot easier if all women had this syndrome…  and were mute, am I right. 


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Did you know that the act of chewing gum is a major causes of intestinal gas?  There is an entire article on Intestinal Gas and the prevention of it.  The whole article is pretty funny.


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Sometimes you see things like “CRYSIS PICS AT 9999×9999″ and you just wonder, what the fuck is the point.

One, the game isn’t fucking playable at that res

Two, honestly if you need that much screen space for immersion, gtfo

Three, when I link my two monitors together for 3200×1200, its too fucking much even.

Examples

TF2

Crysis

UT3

I will say one thing about it, which generally applies to high res widescreen gaming, that much screen space is pretty lethal, in TF2 you basically have fucking wall eye vision seeing shit on the side of your head on top of your normal vision.  In those moments where you go, how the fuck did he see me, if you check out that screen, its kinda easy to see how.

To all the large screen whores in FPS, I salute your wallets, fuck your monitors darknesses.

A young gamer punched his mother in the face after she attempted to interrupt his Halo 3 playtime. Apparently she asked him to stop playing and he, of course, refused. She then took his wireless adapter(smart mom) and hid it from him. He retaliated with a pride obliterating bitch slap, sending old mom into a frantic search for defense. Since dad is obviously busy out boozing and fraternizing with the local hookers, mom had to rely on the man. Yes the police showed up…. only to receive more pwnage by the almighty hand of the young gamer. (Word to the wise, don’t fuck with a kid and his game time.)


The kid is now in juvenile hall and most assuredly an example to be used in some future gaming=violence proposal.



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So some kid admitted to accidently starting one of the fires which helped destroy over 2,100 homes in the San Diego area.  He was detained and questioned, and then released to parent custody.  This kid is lucky he lives in America, any other Country would had tried and killed him on the spot.  (Possibly tried, raped, and then killed  in the third worldiest of Countries)  


I suspect the parents will inevitably be held responsible.  Could you imagine receiving a court ordered bill for 90 million dollars because your idiot child doesn’t know match + brush + wind = oh shit.  I can just picture 20 minutes into the fire little Timmy finally mustering up the where-with-all to inform his parents there is a charred wasteland where their backyard used to be.  “BAD TIMMY MOMMY IS BUSY DOING HEROIN GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM.”


 Honestly these types of parents are just despicaple and deserve whatever fine/punishment they get. 


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Found this cool little flash game.  Well its not really a game, more of a self administered test.  But interesting enough to kill a few minutes on.