I read a lot of shit everyday, sometimes it comes through a forum, a website, a fucking blog, a news site, google, IM, all kinds of shit.

Today I get this gem.

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To sum it up, Prince is suing the internet as a whole. Luckily I dont have a symbol for faggot on here or I’d substitute the rest of my post with that instead of his name. The history here is that prince sues pirates, mothers, children and now sites poking fun at his likeness. Maybe he should sue dave chapelle for talking about him making pancakes for charlie murphy as well. I think any respect I had for that skit died when I read this shit.

On top of that they hired web sheriff to banter away at sites with DMCA notices on sites as if the webmaster can just go knock on the door of imageshack and be like “hey, take the shit down because I said so. No, I dont own the company, no you dont have to listen to me at all, oh ok I’ll kindly shut the fuck up now” GG web sheriff, your comprehension of the internet is amazing. Maybe I can call up your isp to have you kindly shut the fuck up.

It’s almost tempting to have a giant free for all of prince sucking cock pictures on pudnation, maybe a nice golden shower for him.

Prince should realize one thing, just because you were the shit 20 years ago does not mean that you’ll defy the ages and hold a reputation as the shit 20 years later. Little Red Corvette was the shit when I was rolling a DeLorean, it’s not fucking cool in 2007 / damn near 2008, take a hint from the rest of the artists, retire and stop embarassing yourself, consider yourself lucky that some kid would even want to listen to your shit these days. The same girl that was clubbing to you in 1987 is now at least 38 and more likely in her mid 40’s. I sure as hell dont find that sexy, I doubt most people do and yet you think they’d be so inclined to go take their chubby cup-cake heaving ass out of their recliner coated in bacon grease to go get your new album? I can only say this. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON PRINCE.

Anyway, enough gracing that faggot and his lapdog fucktard company with any more recognition.

Fuck off prince. Web Sheriff, go sodomize your pets.

1. WEB SHERIFF, November 14, 2007:

   Web Sheriff
   Protecting Your Rights on the Internet
   Tel 44-(0)208-323 8013 / Fax 44-(0)208-323 8080
   websheriff@websheriff.com www.websheriff.com

   Hi-There Pudnation,

   In view of the contents of your news piece above - and your readers’ comments - we thought that we should throw some light on this for you as follows :-

   1. Contrary to suggestions, this would actually appear to be a HUMAN error, as Web Sheriff does not Spam blogs and media sites … … in fact, we actually price ourselves on the fact that all data that we assimilate is checked by real people as opposed to some robot … … this is what enables us to distinguish between, say, a Russian, pirate, pay-to-download site and an artist’s biggest fan who just happens to have put an mp3 on his / her blog before release out of (understandable) enthusiasm for the artist … … which makes it all the more embarrassing on the extremely rare occasions that we get a ‘friendly fire’ incident / someone gets hit by a stray bullet.

   2. Additionally, Web Sheriff always adopts a fan and blog friendly approach, as we do not think that music fans should be persecuted for merely being over-enthusiastic and, as such, do don’t adopt the ‘big stick’ approach that certain agencies / rights bodies employ … … we simply carry out artists’ and labels’ wishes and, at the end of the day, it’s their choice to decide whether or not they wish to allow their music (or videos) to be distributed on the net before release, as it’s their music !!

   3. To place this into context, tens of thousands of DMCAs are (correctly) issued by Web Sheriff everyday - and all over the world - and incidents such as this can generally be counted on the fingers of one hand (each year).

   With Thanks & Regards,

   WEB SHERIFF

2. Urahara, November 14, 2007:

   Eh?

   I doubt websheriff runs on PHProxy, fuckoff moron.

3. Pudrick, November 15, 2007:

   Game, blouses.

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