iPOD Touch, me please.

Posted by Poptart
In Rants
26Dec 07

Where do I start? So much to discuss. I am at work right now bored as fuck and figured I’d update the site with a bit of necessary information as I go throughout my day sitting in this god damn cubicle. It’s alright though, no money like easy money. Well I guess it should be safe to start with X-MAS. I fucking hate X-MAS, worst holiday ever. Except for the fact that I somehow came up on a bomb ass iPOD touch, but be careful of the touch, it’s pretty orgasmic.

I don’t even know where to start with this thing. Technology is fucking outta control these days. I feel like futurama with a blunt bigger then my head. This shit right here, this shit called deaf, nigga. “You mean when I hit it I’ll die?”, No nigga the shit called deaf, like you go deaf nigga. lawls. Kat Williams ftw.

Secondly, I would like to make an announcement regarding the ever so loving game that I still play to this day for no apparent reason. For some reason I always feel like I’m trying to re-live the old UO days when I was a youngster but my hope gets shot down everytime I log into hybrid. I miss it like crazy, you have no idea :( Nothing will ever be the same god dammit, keep comming out with these lame ass leveling games that all have the same thing in common; GAY. Gee A Why. GAY. Why does it seem like people had better ideas back in the day then they do today? Why does it seem like everyone wants to jump on the same bandwagon non-stop and produce the same lame games as before? Why can’t anyone adapt to the real way an MMORPG should be played. I want to kill you, stomp on you, let my horse take a shit on you, and feast on your corpse while you tear your whole house apart IRL. Which leads me to: UOG: Divinity. Now, for those of you who haven’t heard much about it this shard has been around for quiet awhile now. The population never got too great because the shard wasn’t maintained as much as it should be and the staff’s main priority was Hybrid, of course. Now, I am a hybrid player, not much of the pre-t2a but I can throw down it need be. I was still really new to the game when this age of pvp was taking place. Anywho, with that being said the minds of Team RunUO & Team WTFMan.com have joined forces to re-create this amazing feeling. Please take some time to try the shard out and get the community growing. I will be running around from time to time but will not give out my ingame name on Divinty. I’d rather keep it OG :]

In conclusion, Merry X-Mas, Play Divinity, eat shit, & die.
See you on the field :]

P.S. I think it’s time Pudrick suited up and retrieve his char from retirement eh? I think this shard has a lot of fucking potential.

Peace.


2 Comments

  1. Pudrick, December 28, 2007:

    They just can’t recreate UO, who knows why. Although I’m sure money has something to do with it…. it always does. Atleast we got to be a part of it. There are these WOW kids running around claiming how great PVP is… hehe they just have no idea.
    Way to come up on that IPOD, i agree christmas is pretty fagtastic. I still have that character on divinity so maybe we can drop some suckers pacific style.

  2. Versastyle, January 3, 2008:

    Ultima Online is calling you bitches…

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