We can’t monetize this! But really what can you monetize on the internet but $5500 an hour hookers
Anyway the point of this post isn’t about the layout, it’s about the greatest singer in the world. Here’s a song that she’s dedicated to me:

Natalia Podolskaya

So hawt and would be worth $5500 an hour. Not like that Jersey whore girl. Get it because she and jersey and shore and whore and oh.

I know that fucking link isn’t going to work so someone edit fix k thx. (SO FIXED)

When I get bored I like to dig through the mountain of data bytes stored in the vast awesomeness of my collective hard drives and reflect on just how awesome I have been in the past. When I run a virus scan it sometimes detects all the cool shit I have accumulated over the years and alerts me there has been a win.exe virus detected because I am just that great. Because I am so awesome I will share some of this with you the reader now.

Heres a .txt log of a chat conversation I had with a russian girl on ICQ one time. The conversation started off playfully and turned into what some might call illegal. The story has an happy ending as I am still alive.

Heres a screenshot of some night elf chicks bowing down to the mastah.

If you play Ultima Online and think you are better than me at pvp you obviously are mistaken and have never seen this screenshot.

Hi can I have your autograph, and one of your socks, and could you maybe spit in my mouth. Thanks.

Lastly I hope you all are happy with yourselves ignoring this site’s fucking awesomeness and spending your time god knows where contributing to god know whats. I bet you all troll TMZ.com don’t you. I hope you get dysentery.