I talked to KaLiBaH on aol instant messenger the other day. Turns out he isn’t dead. I learned a number of things during our conversation, oh oh oho. oh the things… anyhow unlike other pudnation members, he in fact did not overdose on a drug and is alive and well. Doing lively things, with life and such.


I have compiled a list of 10 things you should know before u die:


10 THINGS U SHOULD KNOW BEFORE YOU DIE


1.) When you drive past a stalled car on the freeway, don’t slow down to look at it, just keep driving. Instead, when you get home. Kill yourself. Since your life obviously revolves around freeway activity, or lack there of.

2.) If you ever hear someone say “I have no regrets, live without regrets bro.” Kill that person and bury their corpse in an unregrettable location

3.) Be wary of people who spend a lot of time jogging. What are they running from eh, ever think of that.

4.) Smoke cigarettes until you are 30. Then quit. And laugh at people who get lung cancer.

1. Puscifer, May 22, 2008:

   5.) Finish your list of 10 things u should know before you die

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