if you are like me (you aren’t) you probably are wondering why everything is so pointless lately. I am convinced the internet died back in 2003 and was sent to hell for obvious reasons and is now suffering eternal punishment in an oblivious state of mediocrity. I mean back in 1996, the internet was like the roped off section of some downtown hollywood club i have never been in. However I have been in the internet in 1996 and let me tell you it was way better than any transvestite fag sucking roped off vip club in shithole hollywood. Point is this, people don’t actually like other people. People only go out to socialize to fill some empty hole of needs and wants driven by selfish egotistical yadda yadda. So honestly now that the internet is fucking crammed with the people I spent the majority of my life avoiding, is fucking depressing.


It isn’t just the myspace and youtube pandemic that upsets me, its all the useless fucking clutter that gets in the way of me, and my fucking soapbox.


In a world of limitless information and instant access to any educational source via google.com, why do i feel dumber than ever.


Possibly because I haven’t achieved the level of zen this woman has:





Andre Nickatina kiiiiiiid. Had I never left the bay area im pretty sure i would have sold cocaine with this nigga right here -





throw some coke on the dash roll a dollar do a line.