is QUAD DAMAAAAGEEEEE!!!!! lol right before your face gets rewled right the fuck off by some pro fag who one day back in 1999 went on down to electronic boutique or egghead software or whatever the fuck electronics store were called back then, saw a neat silver box with a an oddly mutated III resembling something close to a Q on it and thought hey this looks fun, went home, and never got the urge to turn the game off, ever. He then proceeded to devote his entire life to quake3. Involving himself in tournaments, and tourneys, and scrims, and irc based discussions about scrims and tourneys, and on the weekends he would find himself in some dark room with 10 other fags all wondering when the hell their parents would buy them a broadband connection so they could put an end to these inconvenient miniature star wars conventions.


10 Years later his moment has come.


Now every pathetic scrub newbcake baddy bad, lol maker on the internet gets to feel the power, of the quake3 pro. All thanks to quakelive.com

Hacking cheating bullshit aside, i cant say ive had a boring moment in Quakelive. Back in the day, before i realized how great pussy and alcohol and cocaine felt, i too was a profag, topping the scorecard in minutes with a 4:1 kdr, 5:1 kdr if i hadn’t masturbated in a while, gg. ah pent up youthful rage where have you gone… i can’t say i miss the broken keyboards but the intensity of being 17 and on top of your fps game is something to be reminisced fondly of I have to say.


Unfortunately i have lost that twitch, instinctual uber focus i had ten years ago, but im trying to get it back. In the mean time, little fuckhead basement irc king has got the leg up on me, and its starting to piss me off. So if youd like to join me in quake3 practice i happen to have 10 beta invites. If you want one id be happy to send it your way. add me to icq: 29661800, if you dont have icq you dont even know or care what quake is probably. but if your still interested send me an email pudrick@pudnation.com.