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Thursday, July 16, 2009
7:02 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: LMFAO
7:03 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: i like it how my computer cant handle arma2 demo and cant play it
7:03 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: cuz my video card is like IMA FAGGOT
7:03 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: specs
7:03 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: i can play cs:s in LCD highest
7:03 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: so yea pretty gay
7:03 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: specs
7:03 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: uhh
7:03 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: lol hold on
7:04 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: i forgot
7:08 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: RADEON X800/X850 i think
7:09 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: failjure
7:09 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: lol
7:09 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: give me some money
7:09 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: and all i need to do
7:09 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: is upgrade mother board an video card
7:09 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: and get me some better sound
7:09 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: and im fuckin set
7:09 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: how much ram and wat cpu speed and how many cores
7:10 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: idk
7:11 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: this is wat i do
7:11 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: i get a video card that can play high quality for the games i paly most
7:11 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: install it
7:11 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: im done
7:11 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: I dont give a shit about my specs unless i need to
7:11 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: until i do a major upgrade on my platform im not caring
7:12 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: fail
7:12 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: thats wat she said
7:12 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: about ur life
7:12 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: an when she went in ur pants -,-
7:12 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: lawl
7:13 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: hey now
7:13 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: lawl
7:13 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: im tryin to paly some doukutsu
7:13 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: wtf is doukutsu?
7:13 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: i cant defend myself in a text battle
7:13 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: while i pwn some giant toaster looking thing
7:13 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: lawl
7:13 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: lmao
7:13 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: wtf is doukutsu?
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: a japanese sidescroller
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: kinda like contra
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: dont knw contra either lol
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: HAVE YOU
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: FUCKING
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: BEEN UNDER A DIGITAL ROCK
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: UNTILL 2004
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: WHEN CSS WAS INVENTED
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: LOL
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: yea
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: i was actualy
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: it was pretty comfy
7:15 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: basically
7:15 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: the biggest sidescroller ever
7:15 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: in ww2
7:15 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: you go around
7:15 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: and shoot the fuck out of everyone
7:15 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: lol
7:17 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: dud
7:17 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: i had a nitendo 64 when i was like 4
7:17 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: that was my only nitendo
7:17 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: an it broked
7:17 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: then we got a ps2
7:17 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: an it was all good
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: now a 360 an a computron
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: so yea good game
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: except
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: contra is on all of those
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: i wouldnt knw any nitendo games
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: it got ported
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: to ALL of them
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: well
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: IM NOT A FAG
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: an play sidescrolling games
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: i play 3D GAMES
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: neither is the general gaming population
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: of everyone
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: lawl
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: ever
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: fucking
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: everyone has played contra
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: YOUR FUCKING MOM
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: HAS PROBABLY PLAYED CONTRA
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: NO JOKE
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: actualy no
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: she was born in ukraine
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: poor
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: more like
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: born in a dumpster
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: she was 25-30 when she came to america
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: literally and figuratively
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: wow
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: u gona dis on my moms childhood?
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: yes
7:20 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: how would u feel if ur father beat u EVERYDAY cuz he was drunk and ur mom
7:20 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: she was raped by oscar
7:20 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: with no computer
7:20 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: the angry garbage can man
7:20 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: no entertainment besides going outside with other poor friends from school
7:20 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: i dont give a shit about how i would feel becasue i dont have a vagina.
7:20 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: gg nub
7:20 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: u sure about that?
7:20 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: OH DEAR
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: cuz it rly does seem like ur PMSin
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: HE TURND MY SENTENCE
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: RIGHT AROUND
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: dudwe
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: go on
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: go learn how to grow up poor an to be beaten everyday nonstop with no protection by a drunk
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: to have nothing
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: Uhh
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: no
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: YOU NEED A TISSUE
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: BRO
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: HOW ABOUT SOME WET WIPES
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: to eat kasha(russian rice) everyday breakfast lunch and dinner
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: after uve done that
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: come bak and tell me
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: how the fuck does it feel
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: Uhh nl
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: o
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: You’re argument is invalid
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: because
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: ur so fucking immature
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: i dont give a shit
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: LOL
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: LOL
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: ur youth was prob 10X better then mine
7:23 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: its funny
7:23 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: because
7:23 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: the whole basis
7:23 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: of your conversations
7:23 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: is ur mom jokes
7:23 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: but when some1 says shit to you
7:23 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: you go a big quest of rage and tears
7:23 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: rly?
7:23 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: YARLY
7:24 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: when have i gon on such a rant like this
7:24 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: right now
7:24 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: exactly
7:24 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: wow
7:24 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: u are immature as fuck arnt u
7:24 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: rofl
[☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere is now Offline.

incase u need tech support we now have staff ready to help

9:49 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: fuck that shit
9:49 PM - DarkGhost: Copyed from settings:
9:49 PM - DarkGhost: Processor Information:
Vendor: AuthenticAMD
Speed: 1695 Mhz
2 logical processors
2 physical processors
HyperThreading: Unsupported
FCMOV: Supported
SSE2: Supported

Network Information:
Network Speed:

Windows Version:
Windows Vista (32 bit)
NTFS: Supported

Video Card:
Driver: ATI Radeon X1200
DirectX Driver Name: atiumdag.dll
Driver Version: 7.01.01.670
DirectX Driver Version: 7.14.10.517
Driver Date: 28 July 2007
Desktop Color Depth: 32 bits per pixel
Monitor Refresh Rate: 60 Hz
DirectX Card: ATI Radeon X1200
VendorID: 0×1002
DeviceID: 0×791f
Number of Monitors: 1
Number of Logical Video Cards: 1
No SLI or Crossfire Detected
Primary Display Resolution: 1280 x 800
Desktop Resolution: 1280 x 800
Primary Display Size: 17.80″ x 11.10″ (20.94″ diag)
45.2cm x 28.2cm (53.2cm diag)
Primary Bus Type Not Detected
Primary VRAM: 128 MB
Supported MSAA Modes: 2x 4x 6x

Sound card:
Audio device: Speakers (Realtek High Definiti

Memory:
RAM: 1917 Mb

Miscellaneous:
UI Language: English
Microphone: Not set
Media Type: DVD
Total Hard Disk Space Available: 112968 Mb
Largest Free Hard Disk Block: 31959 Mb
Steam Hard Disk Usage: 20155 Mb
OS Install Date: Oct 11 2007
Installed Packages:
9:50 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: ok
9:50 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: i’ve got a quick fix
9:50 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: take your pc
9:50 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: throw it out the window
9:50 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: and buy a new one
9:50 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: that doesnt blow
9:50 PM - DarkGhost: trying not to spend money here seriously
9:50 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: you have 1.7 ghz
9:50 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: dual core
9:50 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: Thats great
9:50 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: for point and click adventure games
9:51 PM - DarkGhost: hey give me a break my mom and grandma wasen’t expecting me to find steam
9:51 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: how do you even run source?
9:51 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: does it take about a hour to load?
9:52 PM - DarkGhost: dunno
9:52 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: do you tell it to connect to a server
9:52 PM - DarkGhost: not really
9:52 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: and then take a nap>?
9:52 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: and come back
9:52 PM - DarkGhost: no
9:52 PM - DarkGhost: it justs gives me loading then it throws me in game thats it
9:53 PM - DarkGhost: got one that was cracked by Razor1911 I think thats his name
9:53 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: your comp wont be able to run it.
9:53 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: im just about positive
9:53 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: Man
9:53 PM - DarkGhost: Well I found instructions how ot install earlier
9:53 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: 1 secs
9:54 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: http://www.cpuid.com/hwmonitor.php
9:54 PM - DarkGhost: always worth a shot
9:54 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: download this and tell me your temps
9:54 PM - DarkGhost: bet around 100 F* by now
9:54 PM - DarkGhost: I’ll bet you my lunch
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: thats fine
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: if its only at 100
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: OC your cpu
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: to like
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: 2.3
9:55 PM - DarkGhost: both are near 200
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: and check temps
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: Shit.
9:55 PM - DarkGhost: my cores
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: your comp is about to explode
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: like really
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: its not gonna last long
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: do you ahve heatsink grease on your cpu?
9:55 PM - DarkGhost: I was considering going back to console anyway
9:56 PM - DarkGhost: heatsink?…. like something to keep it off the table?
9:56 PM - DarkGhost: oh no
9:56 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: just go play halo 3 with the rest of the yippy newfag scrubs
9:56 PM - DarkGhost: how long did YOUR’s take to downlaod anyway
9:56 PM - DarkGhost: I don’t have a 360
9:57 PM - DarkGhost: my mom does but never set it up
9:57 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: mine took like 2 hours on a fast as hell connection
9:57 PM - DarkGhost: lucky you
9:57 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: like 2mbps
9:57 PM - DarkGhost: I always get low end
9:57 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: as do i
9:57 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: i dl’d it at my uncle’s house
9:58 PM - DarkGhost: gunna go anyway
DarkGhost is now Offline.

SO WITH ALL THE PEOPLE OF EVERYTHING NAGGING ME TO GO SEE HTIS MOVIE, I FINALY WENT AND SAW IT. YES, I FINALY SAW THE NEW GUNDUM MOVIE TITLED: TRANSFORMERS 2. CONTRARY TO THE TITLE, THE ONLY THING YOU’LL SEE TRANSFORMING IN THIS MOVIE, IS IDIOTS TRANSFORMING INTO IDIOTS WITH $20 LESS IN THEIR WALLETS. REALLY. ABOUT A DAY BEFORE I SAW THIS SHIT ON A ROBOT I RENTED TRANSFORMERS 1, WHICH I THOUGHT WOULD BE TOTAL GARBAGE. I WAS PLESANTLY SUPRISED TO SEE IT TRANSFORM INTO A B RATED MOVIE, JUST LIKE A SCI-FI ORIGINAL, EXCEPT WITH MORE TITS AND MEGAN FOX. WHILE THE CHARACTERS WE’RE BELIEVEABLE AT ALL, EXPECIALLY MINI-EDWARD NORTON HERE, IT MADE THE TRANSFORMERS A BIT MORE APEALING TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC. I THINK THAT NOWADAYS HOLLYWOOD HAS A FUCKING CONTRACT WITH BLOCKBUSTER AND HOLLYWOOD VIDEO, EVERY MOVIE THEY MAKE IS A NEWER MORE APPEALING VERSION OF SOMETHING NERDY AND OVERALL FUCKING SARS. NOW ALL THE SHEEP ARE GOING TO WALK OUT OF THE THEATRE (IM STILL FUCKING TALKING ABOUT TRANSFORMERS 1 HERE) THINKING ‘HEY, I NEVER KNEW THAT TRANSFORMERS WERE SO COOL AND APPEALING TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC’ AND GO AND RENT EVERY TRANSFORMER VIDEO EVER (OR PIRATE IT IF YOU THINK YOU’RE COOL) THEN AFTER THE FIRST 5 EPISODES REALISE THAT ITS JUST FUCKING NERDY AND BORING AS HELL. ILL ADMIT, I NEVER WAS INTO GIANT ROBOTS, I WATCHED CARTOON NETWORK RELIGIOUSLY WHEN I WAS LIKE 8, AND I SAW SOME OF THE GUNDUM EPISODES, AND SOME OF THE TRANSFORMERS EPISODES, AND OVERALL THOUGHT THEY WERE GAY AS HELL. THE ONLY GIANT ROBOTS I ENJOYED SEEING WERE ON DEXTER’S FUCKING LAB, AND THATS BECAUSE THEY WERE IN FUCKING MODERATION. ANYWAY, ON TO TRANSFORMERS 2. HONESTLY, I THINK THE ONLY REASON THEY CALL IT TRANSFORMERS IS BECAUSE THEY USED THE SAME CHARACTERS NAMES IN THE 2ND MOVIE OR SOME BULLSHIT. REALLY, OTHER THAN THE FUCKING OPENING SEQUENCE, THE ONLY GUNDUMS I MEAN TRANSFORMERS THAT TRANSFORM MORE THAN ONCE ARE THOSE TWO NIGGER BOTS (WHO WERE NEVER FUCKING INTRODUCED) AND BUMBLEBEE. AND ONCE FUCKING MECHA-JESUS DIED, THE WHOLE FUCKING PLOT WAS COMPLETELY OBVIOUS, FAGGOTS COME TO ATTACK FOR SOME REASON EXPLAINED LATER, (COZ NOW THAT ONE NIGGER IS INVINCABLE OR SOME FAGGOTRY) AND THEN THEY HAVE TO USE SOMETHING TO RESSURECT MECHA-JESUS, THE BIG MEANY BOTS WHO ARE EVIL FOR NO FUCKING REAL REASON TRY TO STOP, ULTIMATELY RESULTING IN A GIANT FIGHT, OPTIMUS IS REVIVED, KILLES EVERYTHING, AND THEN FLOATS OFF TO HEAVEN WHILE SPOUTING HIS CATCHPHRASE “SUP KIDS, IM REAL!”. THERE YOU GO, I JUST SAVED YOU $20 FUCKING BUCKS. AND DAMNIT IF I DIDNT THINK AS I WALKED OUT OF THE THEATRE (I SHOULD’VE FUCKING BOOTLEGGED IT) ‘HEY, I NEVER KNEW THAT TRANSFORMERS WERE SO COOL AND APPEALING TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC’ AND GO AND RENT EVERY TRANSFORMER VIDEO EVER (OR PIRATE IT IF I THINK I- WAIT A FUCKING SECOND. LIKE REALLY, DURING THE END OF THE MOVIE AT THE GIANT FIGHT I SAW BUMBLEBEE HOLDING SOME KIND OF FUCKING LAZER GUN, IT LOOKED JUST LIKE A FUCKING GUNDUM. ALSO, LIKE 6 FUCKING DECEPTAFAGGOTS COME DOWN AT SOME POINT, AND THEY ALL MERGE TOGETHER TO FORM A GIANT CLUSTERFUCK GUNDANSFORMER. WHAT THE FUCK.REALLY.


NOWADAYS ALL FORMS OF MEDIA ARE MADE FOR FUCKING NEWGEN FUCKING SCRUBS, YOU PUT A TON OF CGI AND COOL FUCKING EFFECTS WITH A FIGHTSCENE WITH LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS IN, ITS A FUCKING AMAZING MOVIE, REGARDLESS OF IF THE PLOT IS EQUIVILIENT OF A RETARD I ONCE KNEW’S SCHOOL PROJECT. I SPECIFICALLY REMEMBER THE WORDS ON IT.


I PONY ARE TO ENJOY. I BELONG BASEBALL TEAM. PARENTS ARE LOVE.


YES, TRUE STORY.


WITH GAMES, JUST PEICE TOGETHER A POORLY PROGRAMMED PEICE OF SHIT AND THROW ENOUGH FUCKING BLOOM AND DYNAMIC LIGHTING TO BLIND SOMEONE WEARING ONE OF THOSE FUCKING WELDER MASKS, FUCKING 10 STARS ON GAMESPOT!


GOD DAMN I JUST LOST MY FUCKING FAITH IN HUMANITY. AT LEAST I HAVE BOOKS. OH WAIT, FUCKING LAME.