CATS|DOGS     -  A BRIEF JUXTOPOSITION AND COMPARATIVE ANALYSIS - BY PUDRICK
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<li>KNOWN FOR SHENANIGANS AND VARIOUS ACTS OF MISCHIEVIOUSNESS
HUMOR AT A VISUAL LEVEL SLIGHTLY HIGHER THAN A DOGS GIVEN THEIR SITUATIONLESS UNIFORM STARE (IE> CAT RUNNING MERRILY THROUGH A FIELD OF DAISES HAS SAME EXPRESSION OF CAT BEING BORN OR CAT BEING MUTILATED WITH SCISSORS ETC.)
DOGS ARE KNOWN AS MANS BEST FRIEND MAKING THEM IE SECOND IN COMMAND WHERE A CAT IS FIRST INC OMMAND AND TRYING TO CONVINCE IT OTHERWISE RESULTS IN A LOST CAT POSTER (HINT YOUR CAT DIDNT GET LOST U CAN RENAME THE SIGN I NEED TO BUY A NEW CAT)
OK THIS IS THE END OF THE COMPARATIVE ANAYLYSS  IN SUMMATION CATS ARE FUNNIEST AND BEST AT BEING MISCHEIVESOUS.

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BY PUDRICK