We can’t monetize this! But really what can you monetize on the internet but $5500 an hour hookers
Anyway the point of this post isn’t about the layout, it’s about the greatest singer in the world. Here’s a song that she’s dedicated to me:

Natalia Podolskaya

So hawt and would be worth $5500 an hour. Not like that Jersey whore girl. Get it because she and jersey and shore and whore and oh.

I know that fucking link isn’t going to work so someone edit fix k thx. (SO FIXED)

Lorl

 IS THIS AN IPHONE LAUNCH OR A HOBO CONVENTION LOLOLOL. Seriously waiting in line for a fucking phone. People are failing to detonate car bombs in London and everyone here is all hyped up about an idiot phone.

FIRST UP SOME FAT GUY DROOLING ON HIMSELF IS CAMPING FOR THE NEXT IDIOT GADGET WITH CLEVER NAMING. THE IPHONE LOLOL BECAUSE PUTTING I IN FRONT OF PHONE IS CATCHY AND WILL SELL BILLIONS. INFACT IVE DECIDED TO SELL THE SEXPHONE WHICH YOU CAN SHOVE UP YOUR ASS AND SET TO VIBRATE AND WELL ITLL SELL BILLIONS AND THIS SITE WILL REMAIN UN-UPDATED FOR THE NEXT SIX DECADES AS I FUCK MODELS AND DO COKE OFF SAID MODELS WITH MY SEXPHONE PROFIT. SERIOUSLY THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A GOOBER AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO OWN SOMETHING HE’S GOING TO THE FIRST TO CARRY AROUND?

BTW MADE LIKE 20K OFF OF AAPL STOCK LOLOL THX IPHONE YOU FAG.

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/video/exclusive-interview-with-the-first-two-iphone-campers-in-ny-272140.php

MOVING RIGHT ALONG IN THE WORLD OF NEWS UH SPORTS OK LETS GO TO SPORTS

CHINESE PITUATARY EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG YAO MING IS MARRYING HIS HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART. HES LIKE HERO TO CHINA AND WORTH LIKE 7000000 CANS OF PEPSI AND THE BEST HE CAN DO IS THIS:

(SOMEONE EDIT IN PICTURE TO SHOW UP PLZ THIS SHIT IS HARD BRAH)

YA IM SURE SHES REALLY GOOD IN BED. OH YEA IMAGE FROM GETTY SOMETHIGN OR OTHER PLEASE DONT SUE BECAUSE I LINKED YOUR PRECIOUS GOD DAMN PICTURE OF THE HORRIBLE YETI.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=afp-basketnbachnyaomarriage2&prov=afp&type=lgns

LAST UP IN THE NEWS WELL FUCK IT IM TIRED OF THE FUCKING NEWS. OH OH NO WAIT THEY RESET THE DIABLO 2 LADDER. SOME KOREANS OR MABYE NOT KOREANS STAYED UP 10 HOURS TO KILL HELL OR SOMETHING. WHICH IS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT OR SOMETHING I DON’T KNOW I KILLED DIABLO ONCE AND NEVER TURNED BACK. THE POINT IS THERES ALSO A BUNCH OF IDIOT NO LIFE FAGGOTS READY TO SIT THROUGH 40 HOURS OF CONTENT IN A DAY TO WHAT? HUH YOU BEAT SOME IDIOT MONSTER NOW WHAT HUH? DO YOU WANT CONGRATULATIONS YOU FAT MISERABLE GREASY PIECES OF SHIT? WHY WOULD YOU BOTHER THE GAMES LIKE 50 YEARS OLD. I BET THEY ALL PATTED THEMSELVES ON THE BACK AND THEN CURLED BACK UP INTO THEIR SEMEN SPLATTERED CAVES WHILE ASKING MOM TO THROW THEM A DEAD PIG TO MUNCH ON. FUCKING TOOLS. I BET STARCRAFT 2 SHIPS WITH AIDS.

OK OK ONE FINAL NEWS STORY LOLOL AND WHY AUSTRALIANS ARE THE WORST PEOPLE EVER

THIS ONE YOU HAVE TO CLICK AND READ YOU LAZY FUCKS

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/let-me-see-her-breasts-asked-wood/2007/06/26/1182623909282.html?page=fullpage#contentSwap1

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HELLO FRIENDS WELCOME TO PUDNATION.COM THE SITE THAT UPDATES AUTOMATICALLY WITH NEWS FROM AROUND OH 2:35am PST.

ON THE NEWS TODAY THE NHL DRAFT

PUDNATION VIEW: WAIT SOMEONE HAD A DRAFT IT PROBABLY DREW MORE COVERAGE THAN THE NBA FINALS THOUGH LOLOLOLOOLOL

UH QUAKEWARS ENEMY IDIOT IS OUT AND WE DONT HAVE A BETA KEY SOMEONE BETTER FIX THAT RIGHT QUICK.

SO YEA

SIGNED LETTERHEAD

JACK