What it do. The names paul wall the peoples champ. Check out mah grille. Bleh.
Go choke on it.
So I’ve been following this new so called top of the line wannabethenextuo game comming out called Dark Fall. I’m sure a bunch of you cocksuckers have been following it as well, if not please take an overdose of sleeping pills and I’ll see you tomorrow. So what do we have to look forward to? Who knows. I was speaking with Pud the other day via icq/aim and we discussed this so called game comming out and the first thing that comes to mind is, “Is this really what today’s generation is looking for?” Who knows, but I know the first thing I’m looking for is pussy and weed second. Get your priorities straight.
If this game is anything like WoW I’m going to flip. Or I’ll just run the streets like my homeboy below.
Where do I start? So much to discuss. I am at work right now bored as fuck and figured I’d update the site with a bit of necessary information as I go throughout my day sitting in this god damn cubicle. It’s alright though, no money like easy money. Well I guess it should be safe to start with X-MAS. I fucking hate X-MAS, worst holiday ever. Except for the fact that I somehow came up on a bomb ass iPOD touch, but be careful of the touch, it’s pretty orgasmic.
I don’t even know where to start with this thing. Technology is fucking outta control these days. I feel like futurama with a blunt bigger then my head. This shit right here, this shit called deaf, nigga. “You mean when I hit it I’ll die?”, No nigga the shit called deaf, like you go deaf nigga. lawls. Kat Williams ftw.
Secondly, I would like to make an announcement regarding the ever so loving game that I still play to this day for no apparent reason. For some reason I always feel like I’m trying to re-live the old UO days when I was a youngster but my hope gets shot down everytime I log into hybrid. I miss it like crazy, you have no idea Nothing will ever be the same god dammit, keep comming out with these lame ass leveling games that all have the same thing in common; GAY. Gee A Why. GAY. Why does it seem like people had better ideas back in the day then they do today? Why does it seem like everyone wants to jump on the same bandwagon non-stop and produce the same lame games as before? Why can’t anyone adapt to the real way an MMORPG should be played. I want to kill you, stomp on you, let my horse take a shit on you, and feast on your corpse while you tear your whole house apart IRL. Which leads me to: UOG: Divinity. Now, for those of you who haven’t heard much about it this shard has been around for quiet awhile now. The population never got too great because the shard wasn’t maintained as much as it should be and the staff’s main priority was Hybrid, of course. Now, I am a hybrid player, not much of the pre-t2a but I can throw down it need be. I was still really new to the game when this age of pvp was taking place. Anywho, with that being said the minds of Team RunUO & Team WTFMan.com have joined forces to re-create this amazing feeling. Please take some time to try the shard out and get the community growing. I will be running around from time to time but will not give out my ingame name on Divinty. I’d rather keep it OG :]
In conclusion, Merry X-Mas, Play Divinity, eat shit, & die.
See you on the field :]
P.S. I think it’s time Pudrick suited up and retrieve his char from retirement eh? I think this shard has a lot of fucking potential.
Well it’s been quite awhile since I have made my presence known here in the nation under PUD. I decided to show face and make all you queerbaits happy that your worst fear is still here making your life a living hell just for shits and giggles. I do apologize for the long long long break but fear not, Lord Poptart will demolish you and your families once again.
I really don’t know what happened with the upcoming new release of Life of a PK: 2 because pud is too busy ejaculating his kids into a sock. But I know he’s about finish with the god damn film and it will be released shortly, I promise. If not I will murder him and record in via webcam for all you faggot fucks to masturbate to. UO really hasn’t been first priority lately like it was in the past but I’m trying to log and steal your lewt as frequent as possible.
I must disperse but until next time, here’s a new update for all you myspace shitdicks. Make sure to check those friend requests! Party at Michael’s house, BYOB - Bring your own boy.
Nigger comedy at it’s best, I just had to post it.
On the flipside, lifes looking a little better. Besides the constant harassment from the government and pointless tickets to pay off I gotta admin life is getting better. I finally finished school and received my $3,000 piece of lame paper I could of printed out better myself, it looks like a god damn cert from first grade when I passed the spelling B or learned math. How fucking retarded is that, but I shouldn’t hate on it too much making $20/hr to my dome now. All I do is sit on my fat ass and listen to complaining idiotic customers that can’t find the start menu from the desktop. Jesus fucking christ faggots it’s 2007 open your god damn eyes. Computers are not rocket science and if you can’t figure out how to save a file to your desktop that you download off the internet, then maybe you need to go play on the freeway.
Anyway, new updates being posted everyday and a movie still comming your way soon to be released. All you pig fuckers will love it, so keep pudnation on lock. The rest of the internet sucks along with you all.
4th of July is about blowing shit up and having a good time right? getting drunk and chillin spending quality time with the homies? Why do the god damn cock sucking pigs always have to ruin our fun? Rolling in all these unmark cars fucking narcs; I almost got pulled over 3 fucking times last night just cruising home 3 trucks deep. Why do you gotta bother the stoners trying to get high just cruisin the streets of anaheim trying to get home to pass out in those cold clean sheets. Fuck off pigs go oink on someones else’s stew, get off my fucking nuts I aint wearing red and blue. I’m a white mother fucker just doing my thing, why don’t you worry about the god damn nigger robbing chevron across the street.
Fuck the fuck off queerbait low self-esteem mother fucking cockgobbling maggots.
Dedicated to Poptart By Cebrious Arcane of UOG.
When you hear me coming, you know I’m bringing the axe. When whispers fill the streets, when women grab their children and rush indoors, when men peek through peepholes behind strong locked oak - you know I’m bringing the axe.
“Murder, murder, murder…” and the voices come with me.
Some days are better than others, but an axe is designed for battle, for bloodshed. The more I chop, the more it sings, chopping out the melody of massacre.
“Murder, murder, murder…” the children’s voices remind me of my purpose. To kill, to end life… Until mine is ended or the world ends, whichever comes first.
And now this city has heard my approach. Already the streets are empty, the doors locked. An empty ale bottle clinks from one cobblestone to the next, winding its way towards me.
The gentle, soft, almost unnoticeable thump of the bottle against my boot wakes the children in my head.
“Murder, murder, murder…” My hand pulls the axe off my back. Flakes of last night’s kill are loosed and, carried by the wind, drift idly in my wake as I crush the bottle and move toward the tavern.
Locked.
Figures… A reputation is almost hard to live up to. Almost. A few quick swings and the door splinters out of my way.
Shoving my way through the splintered door I catch a broomstick in the face.
“Get out of here murderer! You ain’t killin’ nobody! Not in muh town and def’nitely not in muh tavern!”
The crabby old wench swings again.
Catching the broomstick I pull her close and stare into her eyes.
“Listen hag. I will do what I please, when I please, and how I please. If I wanted you dead, you’d be a corpse. As it’s your lucky day, you can leave.”
“Murder, murder, murder…” The voices beg me.
I nod towards the door.
As she passes I bring the axe down into her back and she crumples in the door frame, the blood flooding both inside and out.
Distant trumpets sound a rallying cry.
My reputation obviously precedes me.
Holding the doorframe, I lean out over the corpse to get a better listen. Leaning, the parchment fixed to the tavern wall draws my attention. Ah… The bounty board.
With a mild sense of satisfaction I see my name still tops the list. Silly bounties, only good for bringing my kills to me.
“Halt!” Oh, a city guard. How amusing.
His stalwart veneer vanishes upon the realization that I am who he thinks I am. He sees the axe. He sees the blood. He knows.
“What seems to be the problem, guard?”
“You are un…” I step closer and he stutters, “Under arrest for the murder of the tavern-keeper! Pre..” Another step, another stutter, “Prepare to be restrained!”
He’s lightly equipped. Studded leather and a broad sword. I follow his eyes as they lower to my axe. Dangling. Dripping. Both crimson crescents glistening in the moonlight.
I can’t hide my smile.
“Dro…” I step closer and again he stutters, “Drop your weapon and get on your knees.”
“How about you drop to your knees, lower your head, and prepare for my axe. At least then it will be a quick death, no?”
As I take another step closer, he shuffles half a step back.
“Embrace your death, guard. You know who I am. You know what horror awaits you.”
I nod towards the axe.
“O…oh. O…okay… I will. But you swear you’ll make it quick?!”
“May lightning strike me if I lie…”
“Murder, murder, murder…” The voices chime in.
With a look like a lamb heading to slaughter, the guard lowers to his knees, his sword falling to his side.
Taking a few steps to his flank, I align the axe with his neck. Slowly I lower and raise it to confirm the measurements. Allowing the, now cold, wench’s blood to slide down his neck as it drips from the axe with each measuring move.
I’m no executioner.
I bring the axe down into the middle of his back. Low. He coughs blood and erupts in cries of agony.
“Oh, sorry. I missed.”
Choking, he tries to speak, “You sw… sw…”
“Swung? Yes. And I missed.”
Still stuttering and spurting, the life fades from his eyes.
Oh, “swore”! That’s what he was trying to say!
Looking upward, the moonlight strokes my cheek like a courtesan’s fingertips.
Nothing will ever be the same god dammit, keep comming out with these lame ass leveling games that all have the same thing in common; GAY. Gee A Why. GAY. Why does it seem like people had better ideas back in the day then they do today? Why does it seem like everyone wants to jump on the same bandwagon non-stop and produce the same lame games as before? Why can’t anyone adapt to the real way an MMORPG should be played. I want to kill you, stomp on you, let my horse take a shit on you, and feast on your corpse while you tear your whole house apart IRL. Which leads me to: UOG: Divinity. Now, for those of you who haven’t heard much about it this shard has been around for quiet awhile now. The population never got too great because the shard wasn’t maintained as much as it should be and the staff’s main priority was Hybrid, of course. Now, I am a hybrid player, not much of the pre-t2a but I can throw down it need be. I was still really new to the game when this age of pvp was taking place. Anywho, with that being said the minds of Team RunUO & Team WTFMan.com have joined forces to re-create this amazing feeling. Please take some time to try the shard out and get the community growing. I will be running around from time to time but will not give out my ingame name on Divinty. I’d rather keep it OG :]
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