Honestly, there’s so much hype around the NIU shooting that it’s pretty fucking disturbing. Another crack in the pristine finish of the youth culture and people are as always quick to point the proverbial gun at the wrong person. In this case we see the government and of course Jack “can’t stop fappin to my next case” Thompson on the warpath blaming some mediocre playtime of CS in the kids life for the killings that took place.
Seriously now, is this what we have left? A kid is unstable and blasts other students and we don’t wonder what actually happened? We just pick a cheap scapegoat that has been beaten to death and ride it like no tomorrow, that instead of figuring out what was going on around them we get idiots going “dude he played 1.6 4 years ago, thats totally why he killed them, gg lets ban violent games recommended for older audiences” Sadly the flawed mentality forgets to include, the following.
1. There’s no fucking buy zone IRL, you don’t wake up, walk into your closet, hit B and then speed key your inventory for the day together.
2. Source is an awful fucking example to use for violence or “training” anyone who has played it knows the lag and hitboxes are awful and that any idiot using it as a base wouldn’t kill someone with a .45, they’d try to hunt down an AWP.
3. If CS was so fucking influencing on the world, we’d see a whole lot more team flash IRL, something that is severely lacking at the moment.
Honestly, the government and the media need to go fuck off with this stupidity, anyone worth their asdw would be able to tell people that FPS titles aren’t murder sims, and anyone that uses them as some springboard has serious mental problems already that existed before playing.
So to all those fucks harping on gaming being the cause of the shootings, go play a fucking title as a non-biased individual and then judge if you could actually bunny hop/knife run/shift run your way to a massive incident.
That sounds so friggin exciting I’m in stitches, by friggin exciting I mean it sounds like it plays with my balls on a Saturday night when I’m a bit sleepy and playing TF2 trying to fend off the demons.
Some company has decided to release a terminal program allowing gamers to run their games on their PC then via router they can stream the content to their PS3 running Linux on it so that instead of just running a big-ass cable or moving their system to the TV, they can blow $400 on a PS3 to do it.
When I saw this I originally was stupid enough to be hopeful that the RSX and Cell would do some work, alas, they do nothing, they don’t just do nothing, they do nothing and they eat all the food in your fridge and crap themselves on your couch while your PC works like a slave in the cotton fields.
So PS3 owners have yet another thing to be sad about, companies happily teasing console owners with the hope of playing some awesome PC games when the result is actually very shit indeed.
Sucking balls, the game sucks absolute fucking balls. Read on though
From Wikipedia
“Kane & Lynch: Dead Men is a game developed by IO Interactive for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and Windows. It is described as “a cooperative action game depicting a violent and chaotic journey of two men — a flawed mercenary and a medicated psychopath — and their brutal attitude towards right and wrong. Now, they must partner up as a mess of cash makes for hell on Earth.” It has been confirmed that Lionsgate has bought the rights for the movie adaptation.[1]“
First off, Lionsgate is fucking stupid, stop buying into video game franchises when you can simply appropriate the idea behind it and improve on the fundamental flaws in cheap 3rd person games on the console and PC.
Next up is the issue of Kane & Lynch, here comes the picky bitch aspect of things. We have been playing co-op gaming on the PC in 1st and 3rd person for quite some time, as such Kane & Lynch have to essentially cross the great wall without the help of David Copperfield, given that GoW has accomplished this well in the recent year and Army of Two looks to do the same, Kane & Lynch has stiff competition given a shallow plot and a boatload of advertising money to help pave the way to stardom.
Kane is a member of of an elite underground group performing merc hits around the world (yawn) upon his last job the mission goes to hell and his team dies, he goes on the run and gets captured. Lynch is a schizo pill popping murderer, already it sounds like a match made in heaven. During gameplay Kane is the lead character (Player 1) and the AI or (Player 2) ends up being Lynch, from there it’s typical squad based fighting, by this I mean letes find an existing model of calling the AI or other player to make military style attack patterns to accomplish a goal. Of course lets take this to an urban setting and make common firearms the standard methods of attack, nothing like seeing shotguns, rifles and SMG’s for the 9000th time.
The attack methods are nothing new, jumping behind walls, peaking around, blind firing and pretty much everything else we’re already used to. It’s great that Eidos was paying attention to routes for success in gaming over the past years, Kane & Lynch in the action department wraps up as a continued entertainment to those who loved GoW but got tired, those who enjoyed KillSwitch but wanted to go Next-Gen, those who played Hitman but wanted more or pretty much anything else.
Online play is brain numbing at times, given that in most online games you get some variety, in this title you don’t get that luxury unless you bust your balls until you reach number 1 or 2 in which case you get the piss poor reward of being Kane or Lynch depending on your rating. Otherwise you get stuck as henchman #1-9999999999999 for your gameplay, unless you die in which case during the round you end up as a cop chasing your killer / former allies.
The story itself is amazingly complex, the guys you thought died in your last job aren’t dead, they sprung you from your deathrow bus and assigned a pill popping fucktard as your watchdog, the point of all this? Because even though it looks like they died, they didn’t and now they want their money that got taken from the job. The bonus to Lynch for all this? He gets Kane’s spot in the 7. The rest of the story is simple, Kane goes in to get the cases and make it right, of course in this case one of the cases is gone and by the time you go to tell Lynch, he killed everybody. So it’s a case of stupidity and a pre-determined set of problems from the get go as you try to make things right. On top of this the game goes ahead to introduce strange crime bosses and other figures with few if any actual associations to the story, suddenly a past you didn’t even know about takes you on a wild goose chase to find the case only to end up getting Kane, his family and Lynch burned. What ensues after that is the typical revenge route to make The7 pay for the almost typical betrayal route.
For me the game was average at best, on top of that the aiming system was poor and the actual enjoyability was lacking.
Given that my options are COD4, UT3, Crysis, GoW (PC), TF2 and more, I’d rather play any of those, hell I’d rather play Clive Barkers Jericho and play through endless repeats of the same basic atmospheres with a retarded squad simply because watching them squirm and suffer on the ground would be more rewarding than this garbage.
Kane & Lynch: Dead Men makes my controller hurt because of how bad the game sucks. Eidos, stick to making Deus Ex 3 good, stop churning out shit games.
To sum it up, Prince is suing the internet as a whole. Luckily I dont have a symbol for faggot on here or I’d substitute the rest of my post with that instead of his name. The history here is that prince sues pirates, mothers, children and now sites poking fun at his likeness. Maybe he should sue dave chapelle for talking about him making pancakes for charlie murphy as well. I think any respect I had for that skit died when I read this shit.
On top of that they hired web sheriff to banter away at sites with DMCA notices on sites as if the webmaster can just go knock on the door of imageshack and be like “hey, take the shit down because I said so. No, I dont own the company, no you dont have to listen to me at all, oh ok I’ll kindly shut the fuck up now” GG web sheriff, your comprehension of the internet is amazing. Maybe I can call up your isp to have you kindly shut the fuck up.
It’s almost tempting to have a giant free for all of prince sucking cock pictures on pudnation, maybe a nice golden shower for him.
Prince should realize one thing, just because you were the shit 20 years ago does not mean that you’ll defy the ages and hold a reputation as the shit 20 years later. Little Red Corvette was the shit when I was rolling a DeLorean, it’s not fucking cool in 2007 / damn near 2008, take a hint from the rest of the artists, retire and stop embarassing yourself, consider yourself lucky that some kid would even want to listen to your shit these days. The same girl that was clubbing to you in 1987 is now at least 38 and more likely in her mid 40’s. I sure as hell dont find that sexy, I doubt most people do and yet you think they’d be so inclined to go take their chubby cup-cake heaving ass out of their recliner coated in bacon grease to go get your new album? I can only say this. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON PRINCE.
Anyway, enough gracing that faggot and his lapdog fucktard company with any more recognition.
Fuck off prince. Web Sheriff, go sodomize your pets.
I will say one thing about it, which generally applies to high res widescreen gaming, that much screen space is pretty lethal, in TF2 you basically have fucking wall eye vision seeing shit on the side of your head on top of your normal vision. In those moments where you go, how the fuck did he see me, if you check out that screen, its kinda easy to see how.
To all the large screen whores in FPS, I salute your wallets, fuck your monitors darknesses.
You know, it’s really funny these days to see so many newbies on the P2P rush laying loyalty to the first thing that they find, it doesn’t matter if it’s Usenet, Kazaa, Gnutella, eDonkey, Bittorrent, FTP or whatever. It seems that back in the day there was a respect for those who really brought things out. If group a released Photoshop 4.0 with a working serial or keygen it was a big thing because they brought it first and they didn’t ask for shit. As years went on you had the re-packs, this being the group a release but with groups b, c and d also re-zipping the file claiming they brought it to you. This act was just stupid to the extreme, no one cares that you found something that everyone was going to find anyway and repacked it with your shit team on it, obviously nothing changed, so the actual credit goes to the group who did the work, not the fucktard who re-hosted it on fucking homestead.
These days though there’s a new breed going around, the groups and the focus changes, the MP3 scene used to rule the net for quite some time, because it was easy to access and fast for the bandwidth available, plus hosting was a bitch and drive space was no where near as expansive as it is now. These days we have the movie scene going on, people with cameras, connections and god knows what else putting their balls on the line to bring the latest rips in any form of the latest films, kind of like a daredevil move of “oh shit, this could end bad but lets see if I can pull it off and make it look decent” there’s a lot to consider with that and really it is their ass if they get busted, shit some girl got owned with her camera phone for recording like 10 seconds of the end of transformers, could you imagine the punishment for a full movie with a camcorder?
Anyway, the point is the scene is really sliced up these days, you see cam groups doing their thing and then you see other groups claiming to do the same work but they just piss on the original source with some video filters, brightness changes and other bullshit going “THIS IS A PROPER RIP” when in reality, no it’s fucking not, it’s the same rip with the same fatass getting up mid movie to take a shit that farts on his way out in what was supposed to be a moment of suspense. *no this is a fake fucking example pay attention*
Where did the originality go? Why did it become acceptable to have groups go “ok, the video is from a Russian team and the sound is from this rip 2 weeks ago and now this is a proper proper rip” what the fuck exactly happened in that moment in time of declaring that? Other than hey we did what most people with any digital authoring software could do if they wanted to, but we’ll attach our scene name to it and claim that we’re original when really we just stole some shit from people who almost had it right.
On top of that we have these new-gen idiots bitching about the scene, asking stupid questions about why the camera wasn’t steady, why the audio isn’t top quality, and then taking a dump on the scene going “the scene is shit, this faggot re-label, re-encode of a retail dvd from 2 years ago is the bomb, all hail this home-schooled fucktard” Yeah because I forgot every new release is easily available from the start in DVD form, yeah you get a VHS or DVD screener now and then if you don’t get caught or you’re really fucking lucky, but that’s not the norm, furthermore workprints are even less likely to appear and when they do you get the lovely green screen treat going “oh, well what the fuck happens here” but yet these idiots compare a release the day of the theatrical opening to a DVD rip and then go “fuck the scene”, I mean really is that the train of thought they have? Is that really the best they can process in their pea-brain. Even better is when it comes to retail DVD rips and I read these retards going on about what the big deal is between 5.1 audio and stereo low quality mp3 audio, then they go “well this file is smaller, fuck the scene all hail my faggot savior release guy”
Honestly, fuck your tiny heroes, go find their little boards and spam your praise there, don’t go elsewhere like a fucking retard and go “OMG I LOVE THIS DOUCHE, I GAWT HIS RELEASE OFF EDONKEY AND ITS HAWT” you know what? If you’re happy with some low quality re-encode then thats fucking fantastic, no one could be happier but most people don’t want idiots preaching their inferior quality findings to the world, people want it done right, they dont want 20 corners cut just for the sake of fitting it onto a single disc.
For those still too dense to get it, I’m ripping on these fags and their AXXO releases, when a new movie comes out the first fucking thing out of their mouths is “I’ll wait for the axxo release” or if someone produces an HD version in 720 or 1080 the first thing is “I think I’ll get the axxo instead” honestly, are these tools that stupid? Are they really trying to even imply that a shit job dvd format compressed video is on par with HD sourcing?
I think so and I think these idiots should learn to comprehend formats before they run their goddamn mouths.
Go slap yourselves for being such whores. axxo sucks my balls.
It’s 1:33am here, which means the Halo 3 launch is already underway. For most pc gamers this means nothing at all. Why? Because from day one we’ve been given the shaft by MS and their whored out acquisition. Now now I know many of the console fanboys will come forward with.
“but ura, Halo is XBox only”
But in reality, Halo was being designed around the PC platform and more specifically the 3Dfx Voodoo 4/5 series of video cards. This means it was set to either use OpenGL or more likely support Glide directly.
Given ages of waiting and delays the PC audience saw a half ass port of Halo to the PC, poorly written and badly optimized for gaming, the title was claimed to need stronger hardware to run it due to complexity, but in reality it was just a pile of garbage they threw at the audience to calm them down. Come 2007 we see Halo 2 for Vista, why? no one knows, the game was written on basically DX7 hardware with minimal complexities for hardware power. Regardless MS tried to force the PC user base into a new scheme to do Live on the PC. Sadly this was ages late and no one was about to pay for a service that was awful to begin with (not to mention later cracked to run on DX9)
Now though we have Halo 3 on the Xbox 360, a title promising to be the best FPS in the world 100x over. With MS thumbing their nose at anyone who didn’t give them great oral at E3, GDC, TGS or etc, it made it easy to figure out how to stop normal web sources on reporting (hell I even belong to a prominent website and we still didn’t get jack). Well here’s an idea, Halo 3 so far is… a multiple leaked, spoiled title featuring yet another attempt at rehashing story or “lore” to appease the masses so they can “finish the fight” with master chef, a renegade cook who apparently took to fighting an alien invasion. Given that this is the future and you are catering to a group of users being raised on inferior controls it only makes sense to make them seem like they’re somewhat talented and capable, lets make that a change then, you’re a master chef a super cook with the ability to hold a regenerative shield that apparently can never take source energy damage, also despite being a super being with advanced computer controls can’t aim for your life, such result means that auto-aim is of course included, because aliens have hit-boxes and aimbots make life easy for newbies.
Introduce further a lackluster online model ripping methods already established for the sake of originality, furthermore simplify it to make sure everyone can have a good time because it would be awful if there was ever a strong challenge. Support that one by making predictable spawn points and allowing easy access to camp those points with the largest weapons on the map. Furthermore enhance those stronghold positions so that campers retain a dominant role.
Halo 3 is going to be a great title, it’ll shut the kids up who have been ranting about it for ages finally so that real FPS gamers can get on with a myriad of titles that rule it in every way and probably ahead of the release schedule on the Xbox 360 as well. Nothing like UT3 before it even arrives on the closed network 360.
Halo fans will be in for a treat as they prepare for another long strung out series of online matches over andover and over with periodic map updates and no supporting legal mod community.
PC fans will enjoy a barrage of CTF, CP, LMS, TDM, DM, and more on the PC side with a huge variety of online titles and methods of gameplay, best of all even the older communities have thriving servers, oh my, what’s this? Variety? From games that created these modes before Halo? Oh god what will we do. I mean god even ROTT was a better multiplayer title compared to Halo 3.
Thanks MS for saving PC gamers the trouble of having to put up with a hype machine. I’ll gladly return back to the depths of Team Fortress 2, Crysis, Half-Life 2 Episode 2, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., ET:QW, Far Cry 2, MOH, COD4 and other titles. Of course also without the stipulation of paying out monthly for bs matchmaking when I can easily click in on a huge array of servers for fast action and large numbers. There’s something about 4v4 that isn’t very entertaining.
I’d like to thank me, myself and I for this rant. I’d like to tell MS to piss off for treating the media like crap and that regardless of the marketing machine, even with a month to play it, Halo 3 would be shit. The better part of this rant is I know that they wouldn’t devote the time of day here or on my company site to review it, because they’re not going to get a free pass for a 10/10.
Blow me gates, ballmer and your fag pr firm edelmann. I don’t need a title based on a generic story model ripping gameplay from every other title over at least the last 10 years. Originality and a set of balls would do your company some good, unfortunately we’ll continue to see more Halo rehash attempts so they can say they tried their best to fuel the stagnation er development of the game.
I’d like to say this is a pudnation challenge to MS to put up, but I think the community knows what to expect from the company and what this game will ultimately be in terms of quality.
Better, Faster, Stronger. The future of male development rests in XXX sites and mags.
“The other reason for early development is improper sex education, Zeng said. Children have easy access to books, movies or music that are pornographic.
If parents do not protect their children from exposure to pornographic material they will become sexually precocious, Zeng said.”
Fucking whores, what kind of city just provides absolute access to porn. I remember the days when the guy behind the counter would yell out going “THIS IS NOT A LIBRARY” and I’d continue checking out the whores.
Ok so the truth is, most games today aren’t worth paying for, they’re short, controlling and so fucking linear that it makes some of us sick. I’m not saying what I’m about to list solves that, but it is a list of classic titles from their glory days that you can now legally get for free.
Far Cry Link
Prince of Persi: Sands of Time Link
Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Link
Rayman Raving Rabbids Link
Honestly those 4 might be worth it if someone manages a way to block the ad system from installing properly. Given that all of those have retail counterparts it’s not too far off to imagine that someone can hack all 4 of them.
In the meantime they are free and in their full state minus being in the middle of a deserted jungle with a giant AND1 fucking advertisement above your head probably.
I was reading a story on news.com.au about a body who was apparently performing some kind of stupidity and got his nuts trapped in a pipe. Honestly, at this point if you’re bathing in a room without properly covered walls and exposed pipes and you somehow decide fucking around is going to be cool and that your balls aren’t worth jack. You probably deserve to lose them.
Sadly this story ends with firefighters devoting time to save the boy and get the pipe off of his nuts. Hopefully the heat exposure on the pipe to cut it was enough to render him sterile, I mean shit, would you really want more of these kids running around free? Maybe in slavery yes, but not free. Fuck that.
I mean we all knew something was wrong with John Travolta, we just did. It was one of those things where you’re like “dude, this can’t be all there is”. Of course though we were all right to believe this.
I’ll go ahead and give everyone a moment to go ahead and puke, find jesus, get a gun, shoot themselves, slash their eyes, burn their skin or whatever else it takes to get this horrid mess out of their minds.
Honestly, why the fuck would someone go, dude that looks awesome, lets crossdress, but not stop there, lets instead crossdress like a fatty, oh wait one more one more. Lets crossdress like a hideous looking I ate your family and their friends giant tubby bitch and on top of that lets get an extra scoop of gay and show some upper leg, because thats what I wanted to wake up to, I wanted to wake up and go, oh shit mm yeah some hot ass leg action from John Travolta.
On top of this there is apparently also an all-star cast behind this movie, even fucking Christopher Walken is in this, while I get that aspect I surely hope he’s not doing the same, I think I’d have to take a 12 gauge and blow the back of my fucking head off if I had to see shaved leg, girly Walken prancing around like a fucking ultra dandy. I mean the man has played some of the most vile roles ever and if he jumps that barrier, there’s nothing left.
This establishes it though folks, there is no god, and if there is, he’s been laid off in favor of a giant ass homo.
Damn your tv, your movies, your fashion, your fucking music, your style, your colors and your apparent control over what used to be good and awesome in this country. Fuck you I hope you all fucking die with C4 dildos wedged in your asses for this horrific excuse for film.
Now I’m not one to say that we at pudnation or our viewers are the kind of people who need this information but maybe they do, or maybe their mother does after I bang her all night and leave her ass cuffed to your bed post. Yeah I said it.
Subscribe to RSS
