Pudnation

Warhammer, no, World of Warcraft

Pudrick — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:17:17 +0000

Honestly why bother; the years of development, the millions of dollars,(thousands of dollars? how much budget are these fucking people given anyway) , the hype. For what? You still couldn’t dethrone the king. No one gives a fuck about the barons and lords and squires, no the fucking man is the King. Why has World of Warcraft just casually brushed aside all competitition? Ill tell you why, fucking you copy paste something too many times and fucking windows explodes. Albeit that is because bill gates is a giant fucking faggot but nevertheless. The clever fucking analogy here is, you have idiot companies spending thousands (millions?) of dollars to copy what world of warcraft has already done. GEE FUCKING WHIZ I WONDER WHY YOUR GAME IS SHIT YOU UNCREATIVE FUCKING USELESS FUCK. Seriously though I have fucking had it with gaming. Back in the golden era of gaming there was small companies making quality original content. I specifically remember a time when “Graphics vs. Gameplay” was a common argument sprouting around the time the Sony Playstation was released. Since the release of that shitty terrible ass system, all these newgen wannabe myspace gamer scrubs have been soaking the video game economy with their Blockbuster paychecks on rehashed textures, recycled engines, NOW WITH PER PLAXEL DIP SHADING, fodder games. Grand Theft Auto 4 , now with direct3d 10.0z85*, *less features. How do you release the sucsessor to your most popular game, and fucking remove features to add more bump shizzing. Cinematic Experience. Dont get me fucking started on that Hideo Kojima piece of shit and his abortion game series i wont waste my energy typing the name of.

In spite of MMO gaming being god awful aids, FPS gaming remains solid. Counterstrike should get a pulitzter prize or a nobel peace prize because it is so l33t. Its funny too because all of these fucking morons ranting and raving about Call of Duty 4 dont even realize they copy pasted counterstrike to make that game, which is why Counterstrike remains king.

See you in Azeroth.

Make like detergent and bounce. -88-

Poptart — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:45:02 +0000

What it do. The names paul wall the peoples champ. Check out mah grille. Bleh.

Go choke on it.

So I’ve been following this new so called top of the line wannabethenextuo game comming out called Dark Fall. I’m sure a bunch of you cocksuckers have been following it as well, if not please take an overdose of sleeping pills and I’ll see you tomorrow. So what do we have to look forward to? Who knows. I was speaking with Pud the other day via icq/aim and we discussed this so called game comming out and the first thing that comes to mind is, “Is this really what today’s generation is looking for?” Who knows, but I know the first thing I’m looking for is pussy and weed second. Get your priorities straight.

If this game is anything like WoW I’m going to flip. Or I’ll just run the streets like my homeboy below.

Fuck the government and fuck Obama.

Keep it crackin like pistachios

Pudrick — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 19:31:50 +0000

So I got to try the Warhammer beta this past week and the game, for what it is, is actually really entertaining. I mean they basically ripped off WOW in every aspect and just made it bigger, faster, stronger and better. More shiny and easier to jump into pvp at an early level. The thing that sold me is that the max level is 40, and you can get to the end doing zero PVE. Yeap doing nothing but PVP (world or battlegrounds) actually gives you more experience than doing PVE shit.

The first day I tried to login I was given this funny message:

PLEASE TRY LA, HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS LA. BUT OKAY GAME I WILL KEEP TRYING. I WILL TRY WITH ALL MY MIGHT TO PLAY YOUR GAME.

Preordered the game last night, not sure what server I’ll end up on but if anyone out there is planning on playing lets coordinate a server to get on and own some fags like this was 1997. Bright Mage’s are pretty own.

Kinda like this

put your tongue back in your mouth

Pudrick — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:53:38 +0000

if you are like me (you aren’t) you probably are wondering why everything is so pointless lately. I am convinced the internet died back in 2003 and was sent to hell for obvious reasons and is now suffering eternal punishment in an oblivious state of mediocrity. I mean back in 1996, the internet was like the roped off section of some downtown hollywood club i have never been in. However I have been in the internet in 1996 and let me tell you it was way better than any transvestite fag sucking roped off vip club in shithole hollywood. Point is this, people don’t actually like other people. People only go out to socialize to fill some empty hole of needs and wants driven by selfish egotistical yadda yadda. So honestly now that the internet is fucking crammed with the people I spent the majority of my life avoiding, is fucking depressing.

It isn’t just the myspace and youtube pandemic that upsets me, its all the useless fucking clutter that gets in the way of me, and my fucking soapbox.

In a world of limitless information and instant access to any educational source via google.com, why do i feel dumber than ever.

Possibly because I haven’t achieved the level of zen this woman has:

Andre Nickatina kiiiiiiid. Had I never left the bay area im pretty sure i would have sold cocaine with this nigga right here -

throw some coke on the dash roll a dollar do a line.

Lewt Ninja’d at Sunwell Plateau, some care.

Pudrick — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:16:33 +0000

The fact that this conversation actually took place on the same planet that i live on is frightening.

edrama–Sunwell-on-Hellscream - Hosted by Putfile.com

Metal Gear Solid 4

Pudrick — Fri, 16 May 2008 05:33:50 +0000

Am i the only gamer who realizes the Metal Gear series stopped being good 3 games ago? Hideo Kojima is a hack and anyone who thinks he has “vision” or “talent” or “decent gameplay mechanic creating ability” <–(that is a fucking quote, google it) should think themselves into a knotted rope off the 2nd story of their second mortgaged suburbian meth lab.

If I were Hideo Kojima I would have retired from the video game industry 6 years ago and applied for a job in hollywood to direct B list pulling action movies. One time I sat down to play Metal Gear solid 3 and fell asleep 3 hours into the introduction credits. Im sorry is this a video game or a waste of my time because fuck you and your pretentious view on espionage tactical warfare when does this start getting good gameplay. Go fucking step on a landmine Kojima, but make sure your children walk in front of you because i swear to god if i have to hear one more moron rave about Metal Gear Solid I might just lose my mind and google “Hideo Kojima sucks” or “Hideo Kojima= hack” or “Fuck Hideo Kojima” only to find not one single result because every brainless worthless god forsaken moron on this wretched planet believes you make actual games.

Funny Conversation dot tee ex tee

Pudrick — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:11:04 +0000

penglol (0:46 AM) :
man all the new releases this year blow
penglol (0:46 AM) :
age of conan shitty
world of warhammer shitty
stargate lol
Pudrick (0:47 AM) :
darkfall
penglol (0:47 AM) :
i said releases
Pudrick (0:47 AM) :
itll happen
penglol (0:47 AM) :
right after UOX
Pudrick (0:48 AM) :
activate your wow account with your x money
penglol (0:48 AM) :
never~
penglol (0:48 AM) :
piece of shit game
Pudrick (0:51 AM) :
what else do u have goin on
penglol (0:51 AM) :
SB!
penglol (0:51 AM) :
rerolled on the backup server cause gooks won the one i was on
Pudrick (0:52 AM) :
reroll youtself over a center divider
penglol (0:52 AM) :
no u
penglol (0:52 AM) :
at 5am in china they show up with 180 people
Pudrick (0:52 AM) :
like 1/4billion~pi the actual population
penglol (0:53 AM) :
its ridiculous
penglol (0:53 AM) :
u cant stop their swarm
Pudrick (0:53 AM) :
hey when sc2 comes out are you going to be able to play with us
penglol (0:53 AM) :
ill get sb2
penglol (0:53 AM) :
sc2
Pudrick (0:53 AM) :
serverwise
penglol (0:53 AM) :
do they have a release date set yet
Pudrick (0:53 AM) :
are we going to have any issues
penglol (0:53 AM) :
no idea
penglol (0:53 AM) :
i used to play us west/east
Pudrick (0:54 AM) :
with your outback ass
penglol (0:54 AM) :
since there was never an australasia one
Pudrick (0:54 AM) :
seriously bro just move to the US already
penglol (0:54 AM) :
would be cheaper than living here rofl
Pudrick (0:55 AM) :
before your continent sucks itself into the sun
penglol (0:55 AM) :
housing prices are so infalted
Pudrick (0:55 AM) :
move to texas
Pudrick (0:55 AM) :
it would be similar to what your used to
Pudrick (0:55 AM) :
and affordable
Pudrick (0:55 AM) :
more reggins probably
Pudrick (0:55 AM) :
but they arent so bad
penglol (0:55 AM) :
oh dude get this
penglol (0:55 AM) :
if ur an abo
Pudrick (0:56 AM) :
actually pretty friendly if you pretend you give a shit about their plight
penglol (0:56 AM) :
ur entitled to double pay
Pudrick (0:56 AM) :
whats an abo
Pudrick (0:56 AM) :
oh
penglol (0:56 AM) :
australian reggin
Pudrick (0:56 AM) :
aboriginal
Pudrick (0:56 AM) :
anyhow go on
Pudrick (0:57 AM) :
where are you qualified
Pudrick (0:57 AM) :
for double pay
penglol (0:57 AM) :
nowhere
penglol (0:57 AM) :
you have to be a tribal for that
Pudrick (0:58 AM) :
why arent you tribal
penglol (0:58 AM) :
i fail at being a reggin
Pudrick (0:58 AM) :
are you telling me their are other australlians better at being australlian
penglol (0:58 AM) :
yes
Pudrick (0:58 AM) :
holy god
Pudrick (0:58 AM) :
who did you piss off
Pudrick (0:58 AM) :
in the nether realm
Pudrick (0:59 AM) :
you must like have been angry with yourself before birth
penglol (0:59 AM) :
lol
Pudrick (0:59 AM) :
and told god to give you challenging life
penglol (1:00 AM) :
i angered all twelve olympians
Pudrick (1:00 AM) :
like seriously zeus said dalm are you sure u want to take gateway pillar seventeen and you said zeuz your mother was a goatfag
penglol (1:00 AM) :
and i called venus fat
Pudrick (1:01 AM) :
then all off a sudden you were born and zeus spit on your mothers womb with acid zeus
penglol (1:01 AM) :
hes a jerk
Pudrick (1:01 AM) :
seriously not even an aborginal and i just learned that term
Pudrick (1:01 AM) :
my god i dont condone suicide but
Pudrick (1:02 AM) :
you are drinking heavily correct

Interior Crocodile Alligator

Pudrick — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:42:25 +0000

I talked to KaLiBaH on aol instant messenger the other day. Turns out he isn’t dead. I learned a number of things during our conversation, oh oh oho. oh the things… anyhow unlike other pudnation members, he in fact did not overdose on a drug and is alive and well. Doing lively things, with life and such.

I have compiled a list of 10 things you should know before u die:

~~10 THINGS U SHOULD KNOW BEFORE YOU DIE~~

1.) When you drive past a stalled car on the freeway, don’t slow down to look at it, just keep driving. Instead, when you get home. Kill yourself. Since your life obviously revolves around freeway activity, or lack there of.

2.) If you ever hear someone say “I have no regrets, live without regrets bro.” Kill that person and bury their corpse in an unregrettable location

3.) Be wary of people who spend a lot of time jogging. What are they running from eh, ever think of that.

4.) Smoke cigarettes until you are 30. Then quit. And laugh at people who get lung cancer.

What in cunts name happened to the layout you fags?

JacktR — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:37:23 +0000

We can’t monetize this! But really what can you monetize on the internet but $5500 an hour hookers
Anyway the point of this post isn’t about the layout, it’s about the greatest singer in the world. Here’s a song that she’s dedicated to me:

Natalia Podolskaya

So hawt and would be worth $5500 an hour. Not like that Jersey whore girl. Get it because she and jersey and shore and whore and oh.

I know that fucking link isn’t going to work so someone edit fix k thx. (SO FIXED)

I love myself, and so should you

Pudrick — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:52:35 +0000

When I get bored I like to dig through the mountain of data bytes stored in the vast awesomeness of my collective hard drives and reflect on just how awesome I have been in the past. When I run a virus scan it sometimes detects all the cool shit I have accumulated over the years and alerts me there has been a win.exe virus detected because I am just that great. Because I am so awesome I will share some of this with you the reader now.

Heres a .txt log of a chat conversation I had with a russian girl on ICQ one time. The conversation started off playfully and turned into what some might call illegal. The story has an happy ending as I am still alive.

Heres a screenshot of some night elf chicks bowing down to the mastah.

If you play Ultima Online and think you are better than me at pvp you obviously are mistaken and have never seen this screenshot.

Hi can I have your autograph, and one of your socks, and could you maybe spit in my mouth. Thanks.

Lastly I hope you all are happy with yourselves ignoring this site’s fucking awesomeness and spending your time god knows where contributing to god know whats. I bet you all troll TMZ.com don’t you. I hope you get dysentery.