Checks the calendar, yup 2008. Alt tab back over to Ultima Online…. what…. seriously. How is this game still on my hard drive. IPY, Hybrid and now Divinity. Divinity of course being the latest greatest with over 1300 players at peak hours. Which is pretty amazing. As great as it is there are still some things that just don’t feel right. Spell timing and damage, weapon accuracy, spell damage….
Major things:
-Interrupting… Look if spell damage wasn’t so fucking high, it wouldn’t be a problem that players were using Clumsy(Clumsy and the other “debuff” spells currently do not interrupt spell casting if the target is already “debuffed”, which is not OSI accurate), and Magic Arrow to interrupt In Vas Mani and Kal Ort Por spams. What I mean is, an explode ebolt combo should not be doing 80 damage to a player with GM resist, not even on a fluke, okay maybe on a 1/1000 fluke… but not every other dump. If spell damage were reduced, and combos weren’t so devastating, spell interruption could return as a viable and interesting tactic in PVP.
-Recall has always had the longest of cast timers from the Fourth Circle of spells, but because of its nearly instant cast timer on Divinity it is now exploited for immediate combat evasion. I understand there are gank squads of 5-10 players, I understand this can make recalling difficult, but it should be. It shouldn’t be so easy on players. It makes for cheap and irritating battle. An experienced player should see trouble coming and get out before it is too late. That same experienced player should not have to rely on divine intervention(read: server lag) to engage a single fleeing target in combat.
-Weapon accuracy. Not too major, i mean most freshly made GM made weapons seem to miss more than they should but the main concern here is magic weapons. A guy with an exceedingly accurate katana should miss at least once. I am not exaggerating. I watched this guy fight for 2 minutes, he did not miss a single swing. Sorry but that is overpowered. First he was fighting me, then he was on my friend. We both had wrestling so that is not the issue here. Anyhow, overpowered.
Server lag will probably clear up over the next few weeks but it is pretty annoying freezing in battle. It really only seems to happen in player combat, but it has happened and cost me a battle more than once.
But seriously with that out of the way the server is really fun. Great job Ryan/team. I’d love to see spell damage reduced, and see the more strategic duels return. I have been running around pking with Thordice from pkghost.com and his crew. See you on the battlefield.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT A NEW FLASH MOVIE FOR ULTIMA ONLINE LOLOZLODirr.sd… This movie has been on my hard drive for years now. Once every year or so I would add a line of text, or a background and say man making flash movies is gay, I think Id rather spend my time doing anything else than this right now. Anything else being porntubing.com. …But now it is actually done and it feels like Jesus has resurrected some weights off my shoulders and I can go on with my life of masturbating and drinking with the contentment of knowing; man I fucking did it. Stay in school kids, you CAN achieve your dreams.
Note: This movie may not win any academy awards, but it just might steal the nomination for best actor from Jason Statham in War. Hehe, seriously that movie sucked.
On a serious note, let me just say how great of a game Ultima Online really was. If you had the fortune of being a part of that era of gaming you know how amazing and revolutionary it was. Only a game like UO would inspire a person to devote as much time, if any, to a project like this some twelve years later. I know the game, visually, is just prehistoric compared to the surrealistic wonders of todays gaming market. But for me nothing has yet come close to replace the mark left by UO. Life of a PK II
Where do I start? So much to discuss. I am at work right now bored as fuck and figured I’d update the site with a bit of necessary information as I go throughout my day sitting in this god damn cubicle. It’s alright though, no money like easy money. Well I guess it should be safe to start with X-MAS. I fucking hate X-MAS, worst holiday ever. Except for the fact that I somehow came up on a bomb ass iPOD touch, but be careful of the touch, it’s pretty orgasmic.
I don’t even know where to start with this thing. Technology is fucking outta control these days. I feel like futurama with a blunt bigger then my head. This shit right here, this shit called deaf, nigga. “You mean when I hit it I’ll die?”, No nigga the shit called deaf, like you go deaf nigga. lawls. Kat Williams ftw.
Secondly, I would like to make an announcement regarding the ever so loving game that I still play to this day for no apparent reason. For some reason I always feel like I’m trying to re-live the old UO days when I was a youngster but my hope gets shot down everytime I log into hybrid. I miss it like crazy, you have no idea Nothing will ever be the same god dammit, keep comming out with these lame ass leveling games that all have the same thing in common; GAY. Gee A Why. GAY. Why does it seem like people had better ideas back in the day then they do today? Why does it seem like everyone wants to jump on the same bandwagon non-stop and produce the same lame games as before? Why can’t anyone adapt to the real way an MMORPG should be played. I want to kill you, stomp on you, let my horse take a shit on you, and feast on your corpse while you tear your whole house apart IRL. Which leads me to: UOG: Divinity. Now, for those of you who haven’t heard much about it this shard has been around for quiet awhile now. The population never got too great because the shard wasn’t maintained as much as it should be and the staff’s main priority was Hybrid, of course. Now, I am a hybrid player, not much of the pre-t2a but I can throw down it need be. I was still really new to the game when this age of pvp was taking place. Anywho, with that being said the minds of Team RunUO & Team WTFMan.com have joined forces to re-create this amazing feeling. Please take some time to try the shard out and get the community growing. I will be running around from time to time but will not give out my ingame name on Divinty. I’d rather keep it OG :]
In conclusion, Merry X-Mas, Play Divinity, eat shit, & die.
See you on the field :]
P.S. I think it’s time Pudrick suited up and retrieve his char from retirement eh? I think this shard has a lot of fucking potential.
Sucking balls, the game sucks absolute fucking balls. Read on though
From Wikipedia
“Kane & Lynch: Dead Men is a game developed by IO Interactive for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and Windows. It is described as “a cooperative action game depicting a violent and chaotic journey of two men — a flawed mercenary and a medicated psychopath — and their brutal attitude towards right and wrong. Now, they must partner up as a mess of cash makes for hell on Earth.” It has been confirmed that Lionsgate has bought the rights for the movie adaptation.[1]“
First off, Lionsgate is fucking stupid, stop buying into video game franchises when you can simply appropriate the idea behind it and improve on the fundamental flaws in cheap 3rd person games on the console and PC.
Next up is the issue of Kane & Lynch, here comes the picky bitch aspect of things. We have been playing co-op gaming on the PC in 1st and 3rd person for quite some time, as such Kane & Lynch have to essentially cross the great wall without the help of David Copperfield, given that GoW has accomplished this well in the recent year and Army of Two looks to do the same, Kane & Lynch has stiff competition given a shallow plot and a boatload of advertising money to help pave the way to stardom.
Kane is a member of of an elite underground group performing merc hits around the world (yawn) upon his last job the mission goes to hell and his team dies, he goes on the run and gets captured. Lynch is a schizo pill popping murderer, already it sounds like a match made in heaven. During gameplay Kane is the lead character (Player 1) and the AI or (Player 2) ends up being Lynch, from there it’s typical squad based fighting, by this I mean letes find an existing model of calling the AI or other player to make military style attack patterns to accomplish a goal. Of course lets take this to an urban setting and make common firearms the standard methods of attack, nothing like seeing shotguns, rifles and SMG’s for the 9000th time.
The attack methods are nothing new, jumping behind walls, peaking around, blind firing and pretty much everything else we’re already used to. It’s great that Eidos was paying attention to routes for success in gaming over the past years, Kane & Lynch in the action department wraps up as a continued entertainment to those who loved GoW but got tired, those who enjoyed KillSwitch but wanted to go Next-Gen, those who played Hitman but wanted more or pretty much anything else.
Online play is brain numbing at times, given that in most online games you get some variety, in this title you don’t get that luxury unless you bust your balls until you reach number 1 or 2 in which case you get the piss poor reward of being Kane or Lynch depending on your rating. Otherwise you get stuck as henchman #1-9999999999999 for your gameplay, unless you die in which case during the round you end up as a cop chasing your killer / former allies.
The story itself is amazingly complex, the guys you thought died in your last job aren’t dead, they sprung you from your deathrow bus and assigned a pill popping fucktard as your watchdog, the point of all this? Because even though it looks like they died, they didn’t and now they want their money that got taken from the job. The bonus to Lynch for all this? He gets Kane’s spot in the 7. The rest of the story is simple, Kane goes in to get the cases and make it right, of course in this case one of the cases is gone and by the time you go to tell Lynch, he killed everybody. So it’s a case of stupidity and a pre-determined set of problems from the get go as you try to make things right. On top of this the game goes ahead to introduce strange crime bosses and other figures with few if any actual associations to the story, suddenly a past you didn’t even know about takes you on a wild goose chase to find the case only to end up getting Kane, his family and Lynch burned. What ensues after that is the typical revenge route to make The7 pay for the almost typical betrayal route.
For me the game was average at best, on top of that the aiming system was poor and the actual enjoyability was lacking.
Given that my options are COD4, UT3, Crysis, GoW (PC), TF2 and more, I’d rather play any of those, hell I’d rather play Clive Barkers Jericho and play through endless repeats of the same basic atmospheres with a retarded squad simply because watching them squirm and suffer on the ground would be more rewarding than this garbage.
Kane & Lynch: Dead Men makes my controller hurt because of how bad the game sucks. Eidos, stick to making Deus Ex 3 good, stop churning out shit games.
Well it’s been quite awhile since I have made my presence known here in the nation under PUD. I decided to show face and make all you queerbaits happy that your worst fear is still here making your life a living hell just for shits and giggles. I do apologize for the long long long break but fear not, Lord Poptart will demolish you and your families once again.
I really don’t know what happened with the upcoming new release of Life of a PK: 2 because pud is too busy ejaculating his kids into a sock. But I know he’s about finish with the god damn film and it will be released shortly, I promise. If not I will murder him and record in via webcam for all you faggot fucks to masturbate to. UO really hasn’t been first priority lately like it was in the past but I’m trying to log and steal your lewt as frequent as possible.
I must disperse but until next time, here’s a new update for all you myspace shitdicks. Make sure to check those friend requests! Party at Michael’s house, BYOB - Bring your own boy.
The other day a buddy sent me a 10 day trial pass to reactivate my World of Warcraft account. There have been a lot of changes to the game recently so I thought I would check it all out.
… I was amazed to see a 400 person line upon hitting the login server. I mean, a line…. for WOW…. I know, I know its a popular game but seriously, a line? Isn’t this the company that just announced some 9 million active subscribers? You would think there would be some sort of technology out there that could be embraced by such a lucrative company to, i don’t know, get rid of a fucking wait line on your servers. Fuck you Blizzard.
To sum it up, Prince is suing the internet as a whole. Luckily I dont have a symbol for faggot on here or I’d substitute the rest of my post with that instead of his name. The history here is that prince sues pirates, mothers, children and now sites poking fun at his likeness. Maybe he should sue dave chapelle for talking about him making pancakes for charlie murphy as well. I think any respect I had for that skit died when I read this shit.
On top of that they hired web sheriff to banter away at sites with DMCA notices on sites as if the webmaster can just go knock on the door of imageshack and be like “hey, take the shit down because I said so. No, I dont own the company, no you dont have to listen to me at all, oh ok I’ll kindly shut the fuck up now” GG web sheriff, your comprehension of the internet is amazing. Maybe I can call up your isp to have you kindly shut the fuck up.
It’s almost tempting to have a giant free for all of prince sucking cock pictures on pudnation, maybe a nice golden shower for him.
Prince should realize one thing, just because you were the shit 20 years ago does not mean that you’ll defy the ages and hold a reputation as the shit 20 years later. Little Red Corvette was the shit when I was rolling a DeLorean, it’s not fucking cool in 2007 / damn near 2008, take a hint from the rest of the artists, retire and stop embarassing yourself, consider yourself lucky that some kid would even want to listen to your shit these days. The same girl that was clubbing to you in 1987 is now at least 38 and more likely in her mid 40’s. I sure as hell dont find that sexy, I doubt most people do and yet you think they’d be so inclined to go take their chubby cup-cake heaving ass out of their recliner coated in bacon grease to go get your new album? I can only say this. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON PRINCE.
Anyway, enough gracing that faggot and his lapdog fucktard company with any more recognition.
Fuck off prince. Web Sheriff, go sodomize your pets.
There is a woman who orgasms 200 times a day. Riding a train, drying her hair, visiting pudnation.com, all send this woman into uncontrollable states of arrousal. Apparently there is some “disease” called PSAS or Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome. It is believed to be brought on by some psychological whatever. The point is she has endless orgasms and is actually tired of it.
Guys, things be a whole lot easier if all women had this syndrome… and were mute, am I right.
Did you know that the act of chewing gum is a major causes of intestinal gas? There is an entire article on Intestinal Gas and the prevention of it. The whole article is pretty funny.
I will say one thing about it, which generally applies to high res widescreen gaming, that much screen space is pretty lethal, in TF2 you basically have fucking wall eye vision seeing shit on the side of your head on top of your normal vision. In those moments where you go, how the fuck did he see me, if you check out that screen, its kinda easy to see how.
To all the large screen whores in FPS, I salute your wallets, fuck your monitors darknesses.
A young gamer punched his mother in the face after she attempted to interrupt his Halo 3 playtime. Apparently she asked him to stop playing and he, of course, refused. She then took his wireless adapter(smart mom) and hid it from him. He retaliated with a pride obliterating bitch slap, sending old mom into a frantic search for defense. Since dad is obviously busy out boozing and fraternizing with the local hookers, mom had to rely on the man. Yes the police showed up…. only to receive more pwnage by the almighty hand of the young gamer. (Word to the wise, don’t fuck with a kid and his game time.)
The kid is now in juvenile hall and most assuredly an example to be used in some future gaming=violence proposal.
So some kid admitted to accidently starting one of the fires which helped destroy over 2,100 homes in the San Diego area. He was detained and questioned, and then released to parent custody. This kid is lucky he lives in America, any other Country would had tried and killed him on the spot. (Possibly tried, raped, and then killed in the third worldiest of Countries)
I suspect the parents will inevitably be held responsible. Could you imagine receiving a court ordered bill for 90 million dollars because your idiot child doesn’t know match + brush + wind = oh shit. I can just picture 20 minutes into the fire little Timmy finally mustering up the where-with-all to inform his parents there is a charred wasteland where their backyard used to be. “BAD TIMMY MOMMY IS BUSY DOING HEROIN GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM.”
Honestly these types of parents are just despicaple and deserve whatever fine/punishment they get.
Nothing will ever be the same god dammit, keep comming out with these lame ass leveling games that all have the same thing in common; GAY. Gee A Why. GAY. Why does it seem like people had better ideas back in the day then they do today? Why does it seem like everyone wants to jump on the same bandwagon non-stop and produce the same lame games as before? Why can’t anyone adapt to the real way an MMORPG should be played. I want to kill you, stomp on you, let my horse take a shit on you, and feast on your corpse while you tear your whole house apart IRL. Which leads me to: UOG: Divinity. Now, for those of you who haven’t heard much about it this shard has been around for quiet awhile now. The population never got too great because the shard wasn’t maintained as much as it should be and the staff’s main priority was Hybrid, of course. Now, I am a hybrid player, not much of the pre-t2a but I can throw down it need be. I was still really new to the game when this age of pvp was taking place. Anywho, with that being said the minds of Team RunUO & Team WTFMan.com have joined forces to re-create this amazing feeling. Please take some time to try the shard out and get the community growing. I will be running around from time to time but will not give out my ingame name on Divinty. I’d rather keep it OG :]
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