*runs straight at you*: what are you talking about
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: in a while
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: http://www.playlist.com/forum/general/topic/236611332/4
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: i fuck with this dumb bitch
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: by taking all of her
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: capitalized words
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: in her
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: 20 page
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: essay posts
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: and make hilarious sentences
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: out of them
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: she 100% of the time ignores them
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: but i do it anyway
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: for my own gain
*runs straight at you*: lol
*runs straight at you*: good plan
Danknug Dopedawg: hahahah
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: its cool because shes a christian too
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: fucking blasphemer
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: actually i think shes mormon
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: or ex mormon
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: or something idiotic
*runs straight at you*: fuck bro tampa is hella far
*runs straight at you*: no free weed
*runs straight at you*: for this one
Danknug Dopedawg: nope
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: mail it
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: instructions
*runs straight at you*: haha hello 911
*runs straight at you*: i have drugs and guns
*runs straight at you*: come arrest me
*runs straight at you*: doors unlcoked
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: jar of peanut butter
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: weed
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: - bag
*runs straight at you*: melt it inside a candle
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: bag
*runs straight at you*: ship media mail
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: peanut butter
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: peanut butter
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: box
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: address
*runs straight at you*: i would mail acid + pills
*runs straight at you*: thats the bar
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: now u speakin my langauge
Danknug Dopedawg: could i mail an evelope fll of weed to you
Danknug Dopedawg: does that work
*runs straight at you*: weed dust
Danknug Dopedawg: weed envelope
*runs straight at you*: hempvelope
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: mail the nug
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: by itself
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: iwth a postcard on a string
*runs straight at you*: just slap a stamp on it
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: give those post office guys
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: a big chuckle
*runs straight at you*: fuck bro just mail a bong packed
*runs straight at you*: and ill mail the bong back
*runs straight at you*: minus weed
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: extra pts if
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: water makes it
*runs straight at you*: if box is soggy will not be delivered
Danknug Dopedawg: hahaha
*runs straight at you*: intercontinental
*runs straight at you*: bong pass
*runs straight at you*: ps i have herpes and im slathering my lips all over it
Danknug Dopedawg: hahaha
Danknug Dopedawg: please wipe the bong down before mailing
Danknug Dopedawg: also you have to mail it while the weed is burning
*runs straight at you*: mail a still lit blunt
Danknug Dopedawg: get the postman high as fuck
*runs straight at you*: hotbox the mail truck
Danknug Dopedawg: set a weedbomb
Danknug Dopedawg: when when you press the detonator
*runs straight at you*: throw a thc grenade directly through my window
Danknug Dopedawg: the whole mail truck explodes with thc
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: arrange a meeting in a weed greenhouse for ups pickup
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: set it on fire
*runs straight at you*: you know how rednecks move their houses by cutting it into sections and putting it on a truck
*runs straight at you*: just do that for a growhouse
*runs straight at you*: weed on display for passersby
Danknug Dopedawg: lock the postman
Danknug Dopedawg: in the weedhouse
Danknug Dopedawg: and get him so high
Danknug Dopedawg: he will send the weed envelope
Danknug Dopedawg: to you
*runs straight at you*: force the postman to smoke weed at gunpoint
*runs straight at you*: NO i dont care that you get anxiety attacks
*runs straight at you*: HIT THIS SHIT
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: kill postman
*runs straight at you*: overdose postman on free drugs
*runs straight at you*: take identity
*runs straight at you*: apply for loan
*runs straight at you*: put kids througfh college
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: get kids job in post office
Danknug Dopedawg: hahahahahha
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: send weed in peanute butter bong box
*runs straight at you*: become post master
Danknug Dopedawg: once your kids have infiltrated all levels of the post office
*runs straight at you*: revise list of approved mail boxes
Danknug Dopedawg: all weed envlopes int he world
Danknug Dopedawg: go throughy our post office
Danknug Dopedawg: you are now…
Danknug Dopedawg: the weed master
*runs straight at you*: weedmaster general
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: do it
Danknug Dopedawg: im laughing so hard
Danknug Dopedawg: im crying
*runs straight at you*: once you have that down pat instruct your grandchildren
Danknug Dopedawg: im sorry
*runs straight at you*: to infiltrate
*runs straight at you*: the surgeon general
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: i am lol
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: the real lol
*runs straight at you*: the big 11
[PUDNATION.COM]PUDRICK: this is a solid group right here
*runs straight at you*: good chemistry
*runs straight at you*: tetrahydrocannibinol
Danknug Dopedawg: cannibinLOL
Danknug Dopedawg: cuz im laughing out lousd
*runs straight at you*: ok quiz time
*runs straight at you*: what is the
*runs straight at you*: #1 checmial
*runs straight at you*: in marijauna
*runs straight at you*: go

Well anytime i run across an old UO screenshot i get a little nostalgic heres a pic showing you how to keep your house guarded from house loot bugs. (keep your shit in a tent behind your house) uo was just the graetest thing ever.

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As an enlightened, modern parent, I try to be as involved as possible in the lives of my six children. I encourage them to join team sports. I attend their teen parties with them to ensure no drinking or alcohol is on the premises. I keep a fatherly eye on the CDs they listen to and the shows they watch, the company they keep and the books they read. You could say I’m a model parent. My children have never failed to make me proud, and I can say without the slightest embellishment that I have the finest family in the USA.Two years ago, my wife Carol and I decided that our children’s education would not be complete without some grounding in modern computers. To this end, we bought our children a brand new Compaq to learn with. The kids had a lot of fun using the handful of application programs we’d bought, such as Adobe’s Photoshop and Microsoft’s Word, and my wife and I were pleased that our gift was received so well. Our son Peter was most entranced by the device, and became quite a pro at surfing the net. When Peter began to spend whole days on the machine, I became concerned, but Carol advised me to calm down, and that it was only a passing phase. I was content to bow to her experience as a mother, until our youngest daughter, Cindy, charged into the living room one night to blurt out: “Peter is a computer hacker!”

As you can imagine, I was amazed. A computer hacker in my own house! I began to monitor my son’s habits, to make certain that Cindy wasn’t just telling stories, as she is prone to doing at times.After a few days of investigation, and some research into computer hacking, I confronted Peter with the evidence. I’m afraid to say, this was the only time I have ever been truly disappointed in one of my children. We raised them to be honest and to have integrity, and Peter betrayed the principles we tried to encourage in him, when he refused point blank to admit to his activities. His denials continued for hours, and in the end, I was left with no choice but to ban him from using the computer until he is old enough to be responsible for his actions.After going through this ordeal with my own family, I was left pondering how I could best help others in similar situations. I’d gained a lot of knowledge over those few days regarding hackers. It’s only right that I provide that information to other parents, in the hope that they will be able to tell if their children are being drawn into the world of hacking. Perhaps other parents will be able to steer their sons back onto the straight and narrow before extreme measures need to be employed.To this end, I have decided to publish the top ten signs that your son is a hacker. I advise any parents to read this list carefully and if their son matches the profile, they should take action. A smart parent will first try to reason with their son, before resorting to groundings, or even spanking. I pride myself that I have never had to spank a child, and I hope this guide will help other parents to put a halt to their son’s misbehaviour before a spanking becomes necessary.

1. Has your son asked you to change ISPs?Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL. These providers have a strict “No Hacking” policy, and take careful measures to ensure that your internet experience is enjoyable, educational and above all legal. If your child is becoming a hacker, one of his first steps will be to request a change to a more hacker friendly provider.I would advise all parents to refuse this request. One of the reasons your son is interested in switching providers is to get away from AOL’s child safety filter. This filter is vital to any parent who wants his son to enjoy the internetwithout the endangering him through exposure to “adult” content. It is best to stick with the protection AOL provides, rather than using a home-based solution. If your son is becoming a hacker, he will be able to circumvent any home-based measures with surprising ease, using information gleaned from various hacker sites.

2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don’t remember installing?Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under “Install/Remove Programs” in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes “Comet Cursor”, “Bonzi Buddy” and “Flash”.The best option is to confront your son with the evidence, and force him to remove the offending programs. He will probably try to install the software again, but you will be able to tell that this is happening, if your machine offers to “download” one of the hacker applications. If this happens, it is time to give your son a stern talking to, and possibly consider punishing him with a grounding.

3. Has your child asked for new hardware?Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request “faster” video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer’s manufacturer.If your son has requested a new “processor” from a company called “AMD”, this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, “knock-off” copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope ofraising him well.

4. Does your child read hacking manuals?If you pay close attention to your son’s reading habits, as I do, you will be able to determine a great deal about his opinions and hobbies. Children are at their most impressionable in the teenage years. Any father who has had a seventeen year old daughter attempt to sneak out on a date wearing make up and perfume is well aware of the effect that improper influences can have on inexperienced minds.There are, unfortunately, many hacking manuals available in bookshops today. A few titles to be on the lookout for are: “Snow Crash” and “Cryptonomicon” by Neal Stephenson; “Neuromancer” by William Gibson; “Programming with Perl” by Timothy O’Reilly; “Geeks” by Jon Katz; “The Hacker Crackdown” by Bruce Sterling; “Microserfs” by Douglas Coupland; “Hackers” by Steven Levy; and “The Cathedral and the Bazaar” by Eric S. Raymond.If you find any of these hacking manuals in your child’s possession, confiscate them immediately. You should also petition local booksellers to remove these titles from their shelves. You may meet with some resistance at first, but even booksellers have to bow to community pressure.

5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the “command prompt” on other people’s machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children’s access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.

6. Does your son use Quake?Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

7. Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?As a child enters the electronic world of hacking, he may become disaffected with the real world. He may lose the ability to control his actions, or judge the rightness or wrongness of a course of behaviour. This will manifest itself soonest in the way he treats others. Those whom he disagrees with will be met with scorn, bitterness, and even foul language. He may utter threats of violence of a real or electronic nature.Even when confronted, your son will probably find it difficult to talk about this problem to you. He will probably claim that there is no problem, and that you are imagining things. He may tell you that it is you who has the problem, and you should “back off” and “stop smothering him.” Do not allow yourself to be deceived. You are the only chance your son has, even if he doesn’t understand the situation he is in. Keep trying to get through to him, no matter how much he retreats into himself.

8. Is your son obsessed with “Lunix”?BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called “xenix“, which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people’s computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people’s stereos to steal their music, using the “mp3″ program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as “telnet”, which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.Your son may try to install “lunix” on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.If you see the word “LILO” during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying “glow-sticks” and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son’s group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.

10. Is your son struggling academically?If your son is failing courses in school, or performing poorly on sports teams, he may be involved in a hacking group, such as the infamous “Otaku” hacker association. Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation. This will cause his marks to slip dramatically, particularly in difficult subjects such as Math, and Chemistry. In extreme cases, over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases. Also, the reduction in exercise may cause him to lose muscle mass, and even to start gaining weight.

For the sake of your child’s mental and physical health, you must put a stop to his hacking, and limit his computer time drastically.I encourage all parents to read through this guide carefully. Your child’s future may depend upon it. Hacking is an illegal and dangerous activity, that may land your child in prison, and tear your family apart. It cannot be taken too seriously.sauce at http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

Never tell your password to anyone.
Cop Cook and Collect: beware of a man who keeps a alligator farm
QZDM4LIFE: why
Cop Cook and Collect: cause he gon feed u to em
QZDM4LIFE: fucking alligator
Cop Cook and Collect: dont come to florida and just expect to not be eaten by a gator
Cop Cook and Collect: happens to everyone
QZDM4LIFE: i was in florida once. wait no that was requiem for a dream i watched
Cop Cook and Collect: i dont think that movie took place in florida
QZDM4LIFE: uh
QZDM4LIFE: UH
QZDM4LIFE: UHHHHHHHHHH
Cop Cook and Collect: however ive never actually seen it
QZDM4LIFE: go watch this new movie its called to kill a mokcingbird starring jack nicholson
QZDM4LIFE: pretend u the mockingbird
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Cop Cook and Collect: oh im sorry i havent watched all ur stoner movies
Cop Cook and Collect: propr stoner technique
Cop Cook and Collect: i paid $80 a quarter and, theres like, no crystals man
QZDM4LIFE: damn u got ripped off bro
QZDM4LIFE: crystals mean u got
Cop Cook and Collect: no crysals.
QZDM4LIFE: extra high coming
QZDM4LIFE: no i have no idea what proper stoners smoke now a days
QZDM4LIFE: as stoners are all fucking morons
QZDM4LIFE: who name weed
QZDM4LIFE: and watch movies like pineapple express
QZDM4LIFE: and think its genuinely funny
QZDM4LIFE: no
QZDM4LIFE: no thank u sir
Cop Cook and Collect: ur such a pothead
QZDM4LIFE: niger i havent smoked weed since like breakfast
QZDM4LIFE: playa
Cop Cook and Collect: such a good slurpee
QZDM4LIFE: did he get u your camel cigerettes too
QZDM4LIFE: fuck it dont even answer
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QZDM4LIFE: to get some camel
Cop Cook and Collect: i dont smoke camels brahj
QZDM4LIFE: cigaretters
QZDM4LIFE: fucking
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Cop Cook and Collect: and also
Cop Cook and Collect: swisher sweets
QZDM4LIFE: smoek backwoods
QZDM4LIFE: therse aint ur normal cigar
Cop Cook and Collect: those are mostly nasty
QZDM4LIFE: ansd by that i mean you may get a little more than u were expectin
Cop Cook and Collect: but they roll them in brooklyn
Cop Cook and Collect: all day
QZDM4LIFE: east coast cats get fucking shook
QZDM4LIFE: when i step on the scene
QZDM4LIFE: i run at em full speed
Cop Cook and Collect: you dont even understand what shook means oyu fucking nerd
QZDM4LIFE: its a regional thing
QZDM4LIFE: apparently not ur region
QZDM4LIFE: wtih ur quaker ass
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QZDM4LIFE: fake ass wheat thin niger
Cop Cook and Collect: with ur sub mexican ass
QZDM4LIFE: shoot i aint even mexican, shoot
Cop Cook and Collect: you live in new mexico may as well
QZDM4LIFE: my styles like the reaction from too much acid
Cop Cook and Collect: still rock my khakis with a cuff and a crease
QZDM4LIFE: im frosty the snowman
Cop Cook and Collect: you stop me whilst im walking again and ill cut your fuckin jacobs off
QZDM4LIFE: O
QZDM4LIFE: I
QZDM4LIFE: OI
Cop Cook and Collect: im the incredible hulk
Cop Cook and Collect: *has a big green dick*
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Cop Cook and Collect: all muscly
QZDM4LIFE: like three balls
Cop Cook and Collect: big green balls
QZDM4LIFE: brb sandwich
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Cop Cook and Collect: all helicopters sound like bongs to me
QZDM4LIFE: gee i wonder whyt
Cop Cook and Collect: because youre a pothead
QZDM4LIFE: fuck it is way too cold today
QZDM4LIFE: i wish it was hotter
QZDM4LIFE: fuck i want it to be
Cop Cook and Collect: you live in the desert
QZDM4LIFE: like 120 degrees
QZDM4LIFE: i need it hotter
QZDM4LIFE: fucking cold ass weather piss me off
QZDM4LIFE: brb gonna go walk around barefoot with a jacket on in the sun
Cop Cook and Collect: tell your friend thatNIGGEAR innm not adding him
QZDM4LIFE: cant talk eating
QZDM4LIFE: im all about that paper stack
Cop Cook and Collect: you spend all your money on glass nub
QZDM4LIFE: nah
QZDM4LIFE: just bought a subway itallian bmt
QZDM4LIFE: toasted
QZDM4LIFE: gotta tell u those are bomb
QZDM4LIFE: give a fuck what your east coast delicatassen elitest fagot response is
QZDM4LIFE: as if eastcoasters know shit about deli meat
Cop Cook and Collect: um sandwiches are for the homosexual
QZDM4LIFE: really
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QZDM4LIFE: BACKSLASH BOOM
Cop Cook and Collect: thats the best part of the video maybe
Cop Cook and Collect: the whole thing is just gold
QZDM4LIFE: hmmm
QZDM4LIFE: platinum
QZDM4LIFE: is the new gold
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Cop Cook and Collect: and no it dont try to melt on ya dick
Cop Cook and Collect: [9:05:40 PM] exacerbate: I BRING MY GUN TO SCHOOL AND WAVE IT AROUND SO THEY KNOW I MEAN BUSINESS
[9:05:58 PM] rocsteady: LOADED?
[9:06:03 PM] exacerbate: OF COURSE
Cop Cook and Collect: why duz ur fucking friend keep trying 2 be my friend??!
QZDM4LIFE: that guy is into dudes
QZDM4LIFE: dont break the kids heart
QZDM4LIFE: let him down easy like i know u do
Cop Cook and Collect: didnt he say he went 2 a video game convention
Cop Cook and Collect: I am pretty addicted, and having the market for pods dry up would mean that I will get very sick if I don’t have a pretty large supply to taper off from. If the DEA is reading this: guys, please wait at least a month before moving on the rest of the dealiers, I need to stock up so I can taper off without being sick so I can keep my job
QZDM4LIFE: dog
QZDM4LIFE: dog
QZDM4LIFE: dog
QZDM4LIFE: i got
QZDM4LIFE: this
QZDM4LIFE: ice cream right
QZDM4LIFE: from albertsons
Cop Cook and Collect: right
QZDM4LIFE: called birthday cake ice cream
Cop Cook and Collect: ok
QZDM4LIFE: fuckkkkkk
QZDM4LIFE: i dont understand
QZDM4LIFE: how this is even ice cream
QZDM4LIFE: it like they
QZDM4LIFE: alright check it out
QZDM4LIFE: its like some guy right
QZDM4LIFE: cooked a cake
QZDM4LIFE: and then froze the shit
QZDM4LIFE: and mixed it up right
QZDM4LIFE: dog
Cop Cook and Collect: are you high right now you fucking addict
QZDM4LIFE: whats a pod anyway
Cop Cook and Collect: poppies
QZDM4LIFE: like golden retreivers n shit
Cop Cook and Collect: like heroin i think
QZDM4LIFE: think u could get me some
Cop Cook and Collect: we dont have heroin down here i told you
QZDM4LIFE: i thoguht u said u dont have women down there
QZDM4LIFE: u aint saidnothin about no
QZDM4LIFE: meth burgers
Cop Cook and Collect: daterape is the best rape
QZDM4LIFE: are you really a meth cook or what
Cop Cook and Collect: i told oyu we dont h
Cop Cook and Collect: are you just
Cop Cook and Collect: trolling me
Cop Cook and Collect: as if i were a videogame
Cop Cook and Collect: i can hit a baseball with a crossbow at 20 yards
Cop Cook and Collect: fuck wit it
QZDM4LIFE: wait what the hell is all this talk about poppies
QZDM4LIFE: or were you singing some gay nigger rap song lyrics
QZDM4LIFE: again
Cop Cook and Collect: it doesnt even rhyme
QZDM4LIFE: oh ya
QZDM4LIFE: i didnt really read all of it
QZDM4LIFE: i usualyl can get the gist of your babblings
QZDM4LIFE: within the first 3 words
Cop Cook and Collect: the drugs have rewired your brain to make you make no sense in your words
QZDM4LIFE: u never learned the words
QZDM4LIFE: i fire out
QZDM4LIFE: not my fault
QZDM4LIFE: school is important
QZDM4LIFE: especially the last stretch there
QZDM4LIFE: u know
QZDM4LIFE: high school
Cop Cook and Collect: what kind of education do u have
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Cop Cook and Collect: what the..
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QZDM4LIFE: try not to masturbate to this one
Cop Cook and Collect: well
Cop Cook and Collect: ill try
QZDM4LIFE: http://www.playlist.com/pud/dashboard
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QZDM4LIFE: http://www.playlist.com/pud
QZDM4LIFE: he dancin
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Cop Cook and Collect: i have to register
Cop Cook and Collect: wait
QZDM4LIFE: fuck i will strangle ur ass
Cop Cook and Collect: nevemrind
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Cop Cook and Collect: of rout second link
Cop Cook and Collect: and it worekd
Cop Cook and Collect: proud parent
Cop Cook and Collect: lol
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Cop Cook and Collect: im gonna
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Cop Cook and Collect: and shoot it up
Cop Cook and Collect: causing you to delay your higher education
QZDM4LIFE: fuck bro this was a sting op
Cop Cook and Collect: owned
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QZDM4LIFE: ur under arrest
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Cop Cook and Collect: move move move
Cop Cook and Collect: haha just bustin your balls
Cop Cook and Collect: im ac op
QZDM4LIFE: yeah watevr
QZDM4LIFE: hope u dead
QZDM4LIFE: from aids already
Cop Cook and Collect: i actually had sex with a woman at one point who i later found out was positive for HIV
QZDM4LIFE: dumbass
QZDM4LIFE: u ever seen that one movie kids
Cop Cook and Collect: yeah
Cop Cook and Collect: i knwo casper
Cop Cook and Collect: from that movie
QZDM4LIFE: u are casper
Cop Cook and Collect: i sold him weed
Cop Cook and Collect: actually i know a kid that looks just like him who is on probation from breaking into cars as a kid
Cop Cook and Collect: and i sold him weed
QZDM4LIFE: fuck bro sobriety is fucking crazy
QZDM4LIFE: how do you manage
Cop Cook and Collect: with what
QZDM4LIFE: sobriety
QZDM4LIFE: that means drug free
Cop Cook and Collect: im not sober right now
QZDM4LIFE: sorry
Cop Cook and Collect: what are you even talking about!!
QZDM4LIFE: forgot u ddint highschool
QZDM4LIFE: oh
QZDM4LIFE: what kinda drugs u do
Cop Cook and Collect: STOP TALKING PATRICK
Cop Cook and Collect: you insane fuck
QZDM4LIFE: shit is nice and hot today
QZDM4LIFE: i think ima put this conversation on pudnation
QZDM4LIFE: if you dont mind
QZDM4LIFE: wait i give a fuck what you think
QZDM4LIFE: imma do it anyway
Cop Cook and Collect: nice

Never tell your password to anyone.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
7:02 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: LMFAO
7:03 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: i like it how my computer cant handle arma2 demo and cant play it
7:03 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: cuz my video card is like IMA FAGGOT
7:03 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: specs
7:03 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: i can play cs:s in LCD highest
7:03 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: so yea pretty gay
7:03 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: specs
7:03 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: uhh
7:03 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: lol hold on
7:04 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: i forgot
7:08 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: RADEON X800/X850 i think
7:09 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: failjure
7:09 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: lol
7:09 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: give me some money
7:09 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: and all i need to do
7:09 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: is upgrade mother board an video card
7:09 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: and get me some better sound
7:09 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: and im fuckin set
7:09 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: how much ram and wat cpu speed and how many cores
7:10 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: idk
7:11 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: this is wat i do
7:11 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: i get a video card that can play high quality for the games i paly most
7:11 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: install it
7:11 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: im done
7:11 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: I dont give a shit about my specs unless i need to
7:11 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: until i do a major upgrade on my platform im not caring
7:12 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: fail
7:12 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: thats wat she said
7:12 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: about ur life
7:12 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: an when she went in ur pants -,-
7:12 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: lawl
7:13 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: hey now
7:13 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: lawl
7:13 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: im tryin to paly some doukutsu
7:13 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: wtf is doukutsu?
7:13 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: i cant defend myself in a text battle
7:13 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: while i pwn some giant toaster looking thing
7:13 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: lawl
7:13 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: lmao
7:13 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: wtf is doukutsu?
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: a japanese sidescroller
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: kinda like contra
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: dont knw contra either lol
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: HAVE YOU
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: FUCKING
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: BEEN UNDER A DIGITAL ROCK
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: UNTILL 2004
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: WHEN CSS WAS INVENTED
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: LOL
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: yea
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: i was actualy
7:14 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: it was pretty comfy
7:15 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: basically
7:15 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: the biggest sidescroller ever
7:15 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: in ww2
7:15 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: you go around
7:15 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: and shoot the fuck out of everyone
7:15 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: lol
7:17 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: dud
7:17 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: i had a nitendo 64 when i was like 4
7:17 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: that was my only nitendo
7:17 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: an it broked
7:17 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: then we got a ps2
7:17 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: an it was all good
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: now a 360 an a computron
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: so yea good game
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: except
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: contra is on all of those
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: i wouldnt knw any nitendo games
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: it got ported
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: to ALL of them
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: well
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: IM NOT A FAG
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: an play sidescrolling games
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: i play 3D GAMES
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: neither is the general gaming population
7:18 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: of everyone
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: lawl
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: ever
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: fucking
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: everyone has played contra
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: YOUR FUCKING MOM
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: HAS PROBABLY PLAYED CONTRA
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: NO JOKE
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: actualy no
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: she was born in ukraine
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: poor
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: more like
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: born in a dumpster
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: she was 25-30 when she came to america
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: literally and figuratively
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: wow
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: u gona dis on my moms childhood?
7:19 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: yes
7:20 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: how would u feel if ur father beat u EVERYDAY cuz he was drunk and ur mom
7:20 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: she was raped by oscar
7:20 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: with no computer
7:20 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: the angry garbage can man
7:20 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: no entertainment besides going outside with other poor friends from school
7:20 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: i dont give a shit about how i would feel becasue i dont have a vagina.
7:20 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: gg nub
7:20 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: u sure about that?
7:20 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: OH DEAR
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: cuz it rly does seem like ur PMSin
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: HE TURND MY SENTENCE
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: RIGHT AROUND
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: dudwe
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: go on
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: go learn how to grow up poor an to be beaten everyday nonstop with no protection by a drunk
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: to have nothing
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: Uhh
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: no
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: YOU NEED A TISSUE
7:21 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: BRO
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: HOW ABOUT SOME WET WIPES
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: to eat kasha(russian rice) everyday breakfast lunch and dinner
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: after uve done that
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: come bak and tell me
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: how the fuck does it feel
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: Uhh nl
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: o
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: You’re argument is invalid
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: because
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: ur so fucking immature
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: i dont give a shit
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: LOL
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: LOL
7:22 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: ur youth was prob 10X better then mine
7:23 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: its funny
7:23 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: because
7:23 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: the whole basis
7:23 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: of your conversations
7:23 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: is ur mom jokes
7:23 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: but when some1 says shit to you
7:23 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: you go a big quest of rage and tears
7:23 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: rly?
7:23 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: YARLY
7:24 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: when have i gon on such a rant like this
7:24 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: right now
7:24 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: exactly
7:24 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: wow
7:24 PM - [☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere: u are immature as fuck arnt u
7:24 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: rofl
[☭GP☭]Teh.SWATishere is now Offline.

incase u need tech support we now have staff ready to help

9:49 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: fuck that shit
9:49 PM - DarkGhost: Copyed from settings:
9:49 PM - DarkGhost: Processor Information:
Vendor: AuthenticAMD
Speed: 1695 Mhz
2 logical processors
2 physical processors
HyperThreading: Unsupported
FCMOV: Supported
SSE2: Supported

Network Information:
Network Speed:

Windows Version:
Windows Vista (32 bit)
NTFS: Supported

Video Card:
Driver: ATI Radeon X1200
DirectX Driver Name: atiumdag.dll
Driver Version: 7.01.01.670
DirectX Driver Version: 7.14.10.517
Driver Date: 28 July 2007
Desktop Color Depth: 32 bits per pixel
Monitor Refresh Rate: 60 Hz
DirectX Card: ATI Radeon X1200
VendorID: 0×1002
DeviceID: 0×791f
Number of Monitors: 1
Number of Logical Video Cards: 1
No SLI or Crossfire Detected
Primary Display Resolution: 1280 x 800
Desktop Resolution: 1280 x 800
Primary Display Size: 17.80″ x 11.10″ (20.94″ diag)
45.2cm x 28.2cm (53.2cm diag)
Primary Bus Type Not Detected
Primary VRAM: 128 MB
Supported MSAA Modes: 2x 4x 6x

Sound card:
Audio device: Speakers (Realtek High Definiti

Memory:
RAM: 1917 Mb

Miscellaneous:
UI Language: English
Microphone: Not set
Media Type: DVD
Total Hard Disk Space Available: 112968 Mb
Largest Free Hard Disk Block: 31959 Mb
Steam Hard Disk Usage: 20155 Mb
OS Install Date: Oct 11 2007
Installed Packages:
9:50 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: ok
9:50 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: i’ve got a quick fix
9:50 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: take your pc
9:50 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: throw it out the window
9:50 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: and buy a new one
9:50 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: that doesnt blow
9:50 PM - DarkGhost: trying not to spend money here seriously
9:50 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: you have 1.7 ghz
9:50 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: dual core
9:50 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: Thats great
9:50 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: for point and click adventure games
9:51 PM - DarkGhost: hey give me a break my mom and grandma wasen’t expecting me to find steam
9:51 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: how do you even run source?
9:51 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: does it take about a hour to load?
9:52 PM - DarkGhost: dunno
9:52 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: do you tell it to connect to a server
9:52 PM - DarkGhost: not really
9:52 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: and then take a nap>?
9:52 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: and come back
9:52 PM - DarkGhost: no
9:52 PM - DarkGhost: it justs gives me loading then it throws me in game thats it
9:53 PM - DarkGhost: got one that was cracked by Razor1911 I think thats his name
9:53 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: your comp wont be able to run it.
9:53 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: im just about positive
9:53 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: Man
9:53 PM - DarkGhost: Well I found instructions how ot install earlier
9:53 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: 1 secs
9:54 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: http://www.cpuid.com/hwmonitor.php
9:54 PM - DarkGhost: always worth a shot
9:54 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: download this and tell me your temps
9:54 PM - DarkGhost: bet around 100 F* by now
9:54 PM - DarkGhost: I’ll bet you my lunch
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: thats fine
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: if its only at 100
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: OC your cpu
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: to like
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: 2.3
9:55 PM - DarkGhost: both are near 200
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: and check temps
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: Shit.
9:55 PM - DarkGhost: my cores
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: your comp is about to explode
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: like really
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: its not gonna last long
9:55 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: do you ahve heatsink grease on your cpu?
9:55 PM - DarkGhost: I was considering going back to console anyway
9:56 PM - DarkGhost: heatsink?…. like something to keep it off the table?
9:56 PM - DarkGhost: oh no
9:56 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: just go play halo 3 with the rest of the yippy newfag scrubs
9:56 PM - DarkGhost: how long did YOUR’s take to downlaod anyway
9:56 PM - DarkGhost: I don’t have a 360
9:57 PM - DarkGhost: my mom does but never set it up
9:57 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: mine took like 2 hours on a fast as hell connection
9:57 PM - DarkGhost: lucky you
9:57 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: like 2mbps
9:57 PM - DarkGhost: I always get low end
9:57 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: as do i
9:57 PM - [?GP?] God’s Gift to CS:S: i dl’d it at my uncle’s house
9:58 PM - DarkGhost: gunna go anyway
DarkGhost is now Offline.

SO WITH ALL THE PEOPLE OF EVERYTHING NAGGING ME TO GO SEE HTIS MOVIE, I FINALY WENT AND SAW IT. YES, I FINALY SAW THE NEW GUNDUM MOVIE TITLED: TRANSFORMERS 2. CONTRARY TO THE TITLE, THE ONLY THING YOU’LL SEE TRANSFORMING IN THIS MOVIE, IS IDIOTS TRANSFORMING INTO IDIOTS WITH $20 LESS IN THEIR WALLETS. REALLY. ABOUT A DAY BEFORE I SAW THIS SHIT ON A ROBOT I RENTED TRANSFORMERS 1, WHICH I THOUGHT WOULD BE TOTAL GARBAGE. I WAS PLESANTLY SUPRISED TO SEE IT TRANSFORM INTO A B RATED MOVIE, JUST LIKE A SCI-FI ORIGINAL, EXCEPT WITH MORE TITS AND MEGAN FOX. WHILE THE CHARACTERS WE’RE BELIEVEABLE AT ALL, EXPECIALLY MINI-EDWARD NORTON HERE, IT MADE THE TRANSFORMERS A BIT MORE APEALING TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC. I THINK THAT NOWADAYS HOLLYWOOD HAS A FUCKING CONTRACT WITH BLOCKBUSTER AND HOLLYWOOD VIDEO, EVERY MOVIE THEY MAKE IS A NEWER MORE APPEALING VERSION OF SOMETHING NERDY AND OVERALL FUCKING SARS. NOW ALL THE SHEEP ARE GOING TO WALK OUT OF THE THEATRE (IM STILL FUCKING TALKING ABOUT TRANSFORMERS 1 HERE) THINKING ‘HEY, I NEVER KNEW THAT TRANSFORMERS WERE SO COOL AND APPEALING TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC’ AND GO AND RENT EVERY TRANSFORMER VIDEO EVER (OR PIRATE IT IF YOU THINK YOU’RE COOL) THEN AFTER THE FIRST 5 EPISODES REALISE THAT ITS JUST FUCKING NERDY AND BORING AS HELL. ILL ADMIT, I NEVER WAS INTO GIANT ROBOTS, I WATCHED CARTOON NETWORK RELIGIOUSLY WHEN I WAS LIKE 8, AND I SAW SOME OF THE GUNDUM EPISODES, AND SOME OF THE TRANSFORMERS EPISODES, AND OVERALL THOUGHT THEY WERE GAY AS HELL. THE ONLY GIANT ROBOTS I ENJOYED SEEING WERE ON DEXTER’S FUCKING LAB, AND THATS BECAUSE THEY WERE IN FUCKING MODERATION. ANYWAY, ON TO TRANSFORMERS 2. HONESTLY, I THINK THE ONLY REASON THEY CALL IT TRANSFORMERS IS BECAUSE THEY USED THE SAME CHARACTERS NAMES IN THE 2ND MOVIE OR SOME BULLSHIT. REALLY, OTHER THAN THE FUCKING OPENING SEQUENCE, THE ONLY GUNDUMS I MEAN TRANSFORMERS THAT TRANSFORM MORE THAN ONCE ARE THOSE TWO NIGGER BOTS (WHO WERE NEVER FUCKING INTRODUCED) AND BUMBLEBEE. AND ONCE FUCKING MECHA-JESUS DIED, THE WHOLE FUCKING PLOT WAS COMPLETELY OBVIOUS, FAGGOTS COME TO ATTACK FOR SOME REASON EXPLAINED LATER, (COZ NOW THAT ONE NIGGER IS INVINCABLE OR SOME FAGGOTRY) AND THEN THEY HAVE TO USE SOMETHING TO RESSURECT MECHA-JESUS, THE BIG MEANY BOTS WHO ARE EVIL FOR NO FUCKING REAL REASON TRY TO STOP, ULTIMATELY RESULTING IN A GIANT FIGHT, OPTIMUS IS REVIVED, KILLES EVERYTHING, AND THEN FLOATS OFF TO HEAVEN WHILE SPOUTING HIS CATCHPHRASE “SUP KIDS, IM REAL!”. THERE YOU GO, I JUST SAVED YOU $20 FUCKING BUCKS. AND DAMNIT IF I DIDNT THINK AS I WALKED OUT OF THE THEATRE (I SHOULD’VE FUCKING BOOTLEGGED IT) ‘HEY, I NEVER KNEW THAT TRANSFORMERS WERE SO COOL AND APPEALING TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC’ AND GO AND RENT EVERY TRANSFORMER VIDEO EVER (OR PIRATE IT IF I THINK I- WAIT A FUCKING SECOND. LIKE REALLY, DURING THE END OF THE MOVIE AT THE GIANT FIGHT I SAW BUMBLEBEE HOLDING SOME KIND OF FUCKING LAZER GUN, IT LOOKED JUST LIKE A FUCKING GUNDUM. ALSO, LIKE 6 FUCKING DECEPTAFAGGOTS COME DOWN AT SOME POINT, AND THEY ALL MERGE TOGETHER TO FORM A GIANT CLUSTERFUCK GUNDANSFORMER. WHAT THE FUCK.REALLY.


NOWADAYS ALL FORMS OF MEDIA ARE MADE FOR FUCKING NEWGEN FUCKING SCRUBS, YOU PUT A TON OF CGI AND COOL FUCKING EFFECTS WITH A FIGHTSCENE WITH LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS IN, ITS A FUCKING AMAZING MOVIE, REGARDLESS OF IF THE PLOT IS EQUIVILIENT OF A RETARD I ONCE KNEW’S SCHOOL PROJECT. I SPECIFICALLY REMEMBER THE WORDS ON IT.


I PONY ARE TO ENJOY. I BELONG BASEBALL TEAM. PARENTS ARE LOVE.


YES, TRUE STORY.


WITH GAMES, JUST PEICE TOGETHER A POORLY PROGRAMMED PEICE OF SHIT AND THROW ENOUGH FUCKING BLOOM AND DYNAMIC LIGHTING TO BLIND SOMEONE WEARING ONE OF THOSE FUCKING WELDER MASKS, FUCKING 10 STARS ON GAMESPOT!


GOD DAMN I JUST LOST MY FUCKING FAITH IN HUMANITY. AT LEAST I HAVE BOOKS. OH WAIT, FUCKING LAME.

PUDNATION WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE

I HAVE PICTURES

SEND MONEY TO SOME PAYPAL ACCOUNT TO RESTORE YOUR MOTHERS HONOR

THANKS

THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: he da father of my godson
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: oh i see what u
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: I ALMOST BRAIN THOUGHT U HAD A CHILD
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: TILL I USED READING
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: ya use it
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: YOU THE CLAVEREST
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: i almost got you
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: BABIES AND SHIT
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: AS IF THEY R REAL
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: they do not exist
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: in
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: the millerverse
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: U DO KNOW I PUT PROUD PARENT ON MINE
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: TO UP MY SCORE CHANCES
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: BITCHES LOVE A FERTILE SACK
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: heh
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: no jk i dont get laid
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: abstinence
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: best plan
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: too busy fucking the internet shes so wet
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: shes always like pudrick put ur keyboard on shift key
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: AND I M LIKE
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: U FUCKING WHORE I WILL
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: KILL YOU
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: WHY DO U
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: FUCKING DO THIS
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: EVERYTIME
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: I FUCKING WISH YOU WOULD
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: she kept talking shit til i punched her in the mouth + kicked her in the belly
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: BITCHES AINT GONNA SLAP THEMSELVES
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: r u the dad from dexters lab
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: MAYBE
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: THEN AGAIN IM NOT SURE THE WORLD IS ANIMATED ENOUGH
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: FOR MY KIND
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: NIGGA I GET REAL PRETEND
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: BTW IS THAT YOU ON THE RIGHT
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: OF YOUR GRANDSON FATHER
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: no that guy a crackhead
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: I WAS GOING TO SAY HES WEARNG A DRESS
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: AND IS A PRETTY TEA CUP
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: OK MAYBE NOT A DRESS
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: BUT ITS A SHIRT ALRIGHT
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: i mean i dress like that too but ok
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: I MEAN THAT SHIRT
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: IS LITERALLY
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: MORE CLOTH
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: THAN MY ENTIRE WADROBE
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: AND I GOT A WALK IN
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: GRANTED
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: ITS NOT A FULL CLOSET
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: BUT U CAN WALK IN IT
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: MOSTLY COMPUTER PARTS
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: are u a cyborg
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: ONLY FROM THE WASTE UP
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: WAIT
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: HOWS THAT GO
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: DID U ASK ME IF I WAS BLACK
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: yeah
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: ONLY FROM THE WASTE UO
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: FUCK
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: ASK AGAIN
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: are u a airplane
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: ONLY IN THE AIRPORT
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: delivered
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: that shit
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: on jay leno
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: can i make this
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: a post
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: on my website
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: our conversation
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: i guess if its funny enough
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: wait i care less if u approve
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: its hella funny
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: u fucking grandchild
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: im a father

Also megan fox gets nude, probably.

But then again she might transform herself.  WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GO SEE IT NOW.

*Likelihood of infant throwing up in your theater not guaranteed

*Megan Fox does not get nude.

*GODSGIFTTOCSS is a fag

maybe watch it from afar, obsess over its daily what nots and fondle myself to the idea of player on player loot exchange

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